Weather
For those of you who read tea leaves, cast runes and interpret chicken bones, the 2018-19 Farmer’s Almanac was published Monday. This year’s almanac is predicting that winter 2018 will be “Colder-than-normal from the Continental Divide east through the Appalachians.”
“Contrary to the stories storming the web, our time-tested, long-range formula is pointing toward a very long, cold, and snow-filled winter. We stand by our forecast and formula, which accurately predicted the many storms last winter, as well as this summer’s steamy, hot conditions,” said Editor Peter Geiger.
If you’re unhappy about too much snow from the impact of global warming, I advise you to blame President Trump. You can also blame him for arthritis and for the lack of sunspots, said to have an impact on the climate.
Animal Crackers
Memes have arrived to comment on the ‘packaging scandal’, inspired by PETA.
Then and Now
The FBI, weaponized to work to determine the outcome of an election and further to aid a political movement to unseat a President (while ignoring the Hillary Clinton scandals) is simply the reality of the world in 2018.
James Woods, blackballed Hollywood actor, comments.
I love all of those memes, especially the last one. Some experts say that Pelosi melts when exposed to holy water. Looks to me like the flag has a similar effect.
I might have to steal that last one.
Pity the confessor who listens to Pelosi's confessions.
It clearly burns her. One can only imagine what it would do to Hillary.
Theft authorized.
You'd want to wear ear plugs.
I like Nancy. I want her to lead the Democrat Party for the next 100 years. Yes, she'd have to turn into a zombie or vampire, whatever. Like she's not close to that now.
She's a mighty fine poster child for the Democrat but she could be replaced by Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (not yet a member of the legislature) or Rep Hank Johnson (D-GA) who harbors fears that Guam will capsize.
WSF — I doubt Nancy gets in the box but… yes.
Fine: either of those idiots will do quite nicely.
Good ones! 🙂
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