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Fake News? You be the Judge.
(Fox News) A man was killed and two others were injured after a polar bear attacked the trio of hunters, officials said Tuesday.
Taken on its face, it could be a false story because Al Gore assured us that all polar bears would be dead by 2017. 
However somebody or something killed the hunter. With the total demise of polar bears, could it have been an albino grizzly? Or a space alien? Both are more likely if you believe Gore and what he says is ‘settled science’.
And before you blaggard the hunter, you need to know that he was an Inuit (First Nation/Native Canadian/Indian), therefore a protected person based on his non-caucasian status. Of course, it the deceased hunter had been a non-protected person, you could attack him for hunting seals and such — but you can’t. So don’t go there.
Poor Little Rich Kid
Odell Beckham Jr., fresh off signing a five-year, $95 million contract extension with the New York Giants, joined LeBron James’ HBO show “The Shop” on Tuesday and explained that he has felt like a “zoo animal” at times during his young career.
Beckham, who is known for his exuberant celebrations and cockiness on the field, was made the highest-paid wide receiver in football Monday. He told James about how he thinks he’s perceived.
One specific complaint came from Beckham Jr. who didn’t want his picture taken with a couple of season ticket holders.

“To me, I be feeling like, I tell people this all the time — I really feel like a zoo animal. Like that’s where life’s gone for me,” he said. “You know, you used to take your kids to the zoo and we used to be like, you know, ‘I want to see the lions’ or ‘Let’s go see the lions.’ And you go out there, and the lions are laid out. You know what I mean?

Take a knee, Junior, and enjoy the $95 million.

33 thoughts on “Randomness

  1. Funny, for 95 Mil, I'd let people look at me and take a picture with me all day long. Some people just take things for granted.

  2. Poor baby. Likely he'll wind up broke a few years after his brief athletic career is over and will long for the days of the "zoo" and the adulation that came with it.

  3. LaBron James hosting a show; I'm sure he can pull it off owing to his talents at articulating both sides of the issues of the day. He's known for that. Sarcasm aside, neither of them has any education to speak of, and only concentrated on dribbling and catching to get them where they are today.

    Both of them should just shut up and dribble/catch. But they won't.

  4. I wonder what Al Gore is up to these days? The notions of 'The debate is over' and 'settled science' are both blowing up in his face as time marches on and we are all still here, to include an out of control polar bear population.

    Hopefully he has gone quietly into that good night.

    Don't bet on it.

  5. I'm guessing that the polar bear escaped from a zoo because the poor creature couldn't stand its fellow citizens.

    Then there's Al Gore. What's happened to him?

  6. Poor bear. Those hunters are an inferior source of nutrients compared to seals and walruses.

  7. He makes a LOT of money on the rubber chicken circuit, speaking at university functions and to green groups. They still swallow his s*it as if it was honey.

  8. >Al Gore assured us that all polar bears would be dead by 2017

    Well that was predicated on a Hillary win in 2016, wasn't it? Open season on all the deplorable "polar bears". I wonder if those smug, sanctimonious, wicked fools truly believe they will be exempt from the racial hatred they continually foment.

  9. I'm sure this is racist, but I call all athletes, actors and other entertainers "dancing monkeys". Shut up and dance, monkey. We know Odell Beckham because he plays in media city. If he played in flyover country, only fans would know him.

    He's not only a zoo animal, he's a zoo animal that's only more equal than the other zoo animals because of the zoo he's displayed in.

  10. That poor bear. He (or she) must have a terrible burden of guilt. We should send Al up there to explain to the bear that it is all Trump's fault.

  11. Socialism abolishes zoo's , just check Venezuela for proof. Tasty exotic eats all around.

  12. Polar bears are all over in increasing numbers. But still Al Gore think they are extinct. polarbearscience.com/

  13. As for Odell Beckham, I hope he enjoys paying the tax on his salary.
    And if it is one thing that New York democrats know, it is confiscatory taxes.

  14. Yes, there is that. If Harambe lived in Venezuela, he'd have been BBQ'd instead of tossed into a lime pit.

  15. Since polar bears are white, antifa should go into the north and take them on, eliminating their polar privilege.

  16. I'm sure that's racist, and it may be a dog whistle – liberals are always talking about dog whistles and I'm not quite sure what they refer to. $95M – not bad compensation for a zoo animal that struts around.

  17. I'm sure that report is based on a conservative person counting the same bear 100,000 times. If I don't hear it on CNN, I don't believe it.

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