There are different food groups in Texas. Some come from the deep fryer such as deep fried butter, deep fried pecan pie and deep fried cheesecake. Those food groups don’t show up on menus in California where cale, tofu and free range, sustainable (whatever) are key ingredients.
In Texas, people confuse Elvis and Jesus. That may be because they look a lot the same on those velvet paintings you can still buy at the swap meets. However if Jesus was really from Texas (and I’m not saying that he wasn’t), he would have had recently made squeeze (shine) and fresh, hot pecan pie served at the last supper.
|Not LSP’s truck and dog
People in California don’t often drive around with a dog in the bed of the pick up and a lever action rifle or AR-15 and a fishing pole in the back window (with a Confederate Flag decal on the glass). If they did, I’m sure that there would be a different legislature than the one currently in office, and deep fried butter might be on the menu.