This is the deal. Pretty Jenny (fellow blogger) doled out some “Berserkers in the Underbrush” mugs, with the hedgehog berserker logo on them. Because there’s nothing quite so fierce as a hedgehog viking that is about to go berserk.
Jenny herself is protected in her home by a killer hawg (hedgehog), deceptively named “Begonia”. Everyone knows that hedgehogs are tiny aliens, remorselessly plotting the overthrow of the world for their own gain.
The catch to getting a mug was that I was expected to pose for a Berserker selfie. I don’t do selfies usually, I’m not that easy — but a free mug — well, I am cheap.
Snarl on my lips, showing fangs, camera trigger in the hidden hand, wearing a camo sniper’s smock and a Russian Naval Infantry t-shirt. It’s about as sinister as I could get, holding a killer hedgehog mug aloft while displaying a meaty fist with old, scarred knuckles.
Stones and bones…