Just to show equal opportunity, I thought I’d go with this sermonette from a modern day holy man, the Reverend Al Sharpton. I realize that this is my second Sunday Sermonette delivered on the same day EVER, but I do it for the sake of racial harmony. Al Sharpton is a former FBI (paid) informant. He has that level of commitment to the community.
Regarding Al Qaeda and ISIL:
I think Al has some personal problems, such as how to find his ass with both hands.
Finding his ass shouldn't be a problem. All he has to do is open his eyes, his head is up there.
+1 on Juvat
Sometimes I think about sending him instructions c/o his employer, MSNBC. Then again, I hate to single him out at MSNBC. They all need the same instructions.
He needs a glass belly button if he intends to navigate.
Al's ancestors were cowards or they would have ended up as lion scat.
+1 juvat
That was a very powerful homily!
Rev. Sharpton is just a holy man, he's also pretty smart.
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