Those of you who follow this blog will recall that Virtual Mirage broke the story of the century with a genuine alien skull, found in the deep forest on Arizona’s Mogollon Rim. You’re welcome.
While I’m waiting for my Nobel Prize in Science for the discovery (patiently), I thought that we should delve deeper into the mysteries of the Solar System. Let’s us unlock some of the mysteries!
Mars, Olympus Mons Base. Some believe that this is a huge, extinct volcano. Others contend (including ancient alien theorists) that it is an active space hub for the Martian Armada. The “caldera” opens and they fly out to various destinations, including Earth. Martians are known to have engaged in unwholesome probing in the past, abducting cows and making crop circles. So, now you know.
The Jovian “moon”, Europa is actually a huge galactic egg that is cracking. Nobody knows what will emerge, but I expect that it won’t be good for mankind. Maybe we can get the huge space creature to eat China once it’s finished with Tokyo and New York cities.
No planet in the Solar System has been as unfairly maligned as Pluto, yet the planet still has a heart on it to let Earthlings know that while the other planets are orbited by huge galactic eggs or have armadas waiting to burst forth and overwhelm our puny defenses, Pluto has our back.