Democrat Convention Schedule
Monday, July 25, 2016
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.
“God Damn America”
Address on “Being the Real You”
Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP
“How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke”
5:00 PM “How you can have a Penis and still be First Lady”
5:30 PM Make America Great Again: Sanders has a new Slogan
Bernie Sanders and his original idea.
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, And on using the terminology, “Alternative Shoppers” instead of “Looters”
|Guest of Honor, HRC and her band of flying
The White House “Semantics Committee” Meeting: General vote on re-branding “Muslim Terrorism” as “Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance”
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO
Short film, “Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in A Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It’s No Big Deal”
Hosted by Hillary Clinton
Group BLM chant (replacing the pledge of allegiance)…”pigs in a blanket”.
A Seminar Moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson
Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl For serving with Honor and Distinction
National Security Advisor Susan Rice
Seminar: Why Life is ONLY Unfair to Women
The Sisters of Perpetual Grievance
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for women on avoiding the upcoming draft – how pleasing the “first husband” can fix that pesky problem.
This training session includes cigars and real world experience using them.
Liberal Bias in Media: How we can make it work for you!
Tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times — Guest Speaker, Heroic War Correspondent, Brian Williams
Personal Finance Seminar – “Businesses Don’t Create Jobs”
Sen. Elizabeth (Pocahontas) Warren
ObamaCare: Keeping your own Doctor
8:00 PM “I Grope Because I Care”
VP Joe (Slow Joe) Biden
Official Nomination of Hillary
Bill Maher and Chris Matthews