The Royal Succession

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I’m talking about Old Blighty, of course, home of roast beef and Yorkshire pudding (if you eat it and you’re not British, you’re culturally appropriating). They’re rehearsing the death of HM Queen Elizabeth II (more here). Charles has assembled a team of advisors to help his transition. HM QE2 is rumored to be considered stepping aside and allowing the ‘dim bulb’ to rule in her place. Charles swore not to “meddle” in politics and to just be a ceremonial figurehead. Some of those advisors are known to me and they are Greek. 
The Greek Connection
Trivia Question: Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, have visited almost 200 countries and all EU countries. Except for one. Which one? (the caption is a give-away)
The Royal Dirt
Prince Andrew of Greece and Denmark, and
Princess Alice of Battenberg,
grandparents of Prince Charles.
The grandfather of Charles, the Prince of Wales, Prince Andrew of Greece and Denmark, was born at Tatoi Palace, in the outskirts of Athens in 1882. His father, Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, was born in Corfu, at Mon Repos Palace in 1921. Technically they both are Greek by birth even though they were also British citizens.
Even though mummy and daddy haven’t visited Greece, Prince Charles has visited Greece several times. Last summer, for instance, he took a mini cruise in the Ionian with his wife Camilla-the-Horse, Duchess of Cornwall.
Context, Precedence and Pedigree
Prince Andrew of Greece and Denmark (1882-1944) was the seventh child and fourth son of King George I of Greece and Olga Constantinovna of Russia. He was the grandfather of Charles.
Prince Andrew was an officer in the Greek army and served in the Balkan Wars (1912-1913). In 1913, his father was assassinated and Andrew’s elder brother, Constantine, became king. Constantine’s neutrality policy during World War I led to his abdication, and most members of the royal family, including Andrew, were exiled.
On the royals’ return a few years later, Andrew fought again in the Greco-Turkish War (1919–1922), but the war went badly for Greece, and Andrew was blamed, in part, for the loss of Greek territory.
The court martial was about to sentence him to death for the losses but General Theodoros Pangalos intervened and saved him, on the grounds of his “great inexperience of commanding upper ranks”. He was exiled for the second time in 1922, and spent most of the rest of his life in France. It seems that Andrew shared the incompetent gene with his grandson, Charles. (though Andrew’s son, Phillip, the current Duke of Edinburgh, is said to have been a brave, gallant and resourceful soldier)
Prince Andrew was estranged from his wife, Princess Alice, but never got a divorce. He spent the rest of his life in Monte Carlo and died on Dec. 3, 1944 from a heart attack. His body was transferred to Greece and buried in the royal cemetery at Tatoi.
Charles’ grandmother, Princess Alice of Battenberg (1856-1969), was diagnosed with schizophrenia and committed to a sanatorium in Switzerland, thereafter living separately from her husband. Allegedly, Princess Alice believed that she possessed healing powers and that she had come into erotic contact with Jesus Christ.
In 1949 Princess Alice moved to Tinos (Greece) to establish a monastic brotherhood, even trying to build a monastery. From then on she was wearing nun clothes until the end of her life in 1969.
British Politics
Will King Charles be able to restrain himself when it comes to BREXIT? Will Charles make the State Church of Britain the Greek Orthodox Church, and will he drive the vipers from Lambeth Palace? There is a history of madness in British kings. I think that it’s all on the table.

18 thoughts on “The Royal Succession

  1. Aren't you being kind of hard on poor ol' Chuck, LL? True, Chuck is not the bravest royal in the bunch, nor the most handsome, nor the best leader, and hardly the smartest royal that ever came down the pike, not to mention the guy is hardly true to his wedding vows.

    Other than that, he's eminently qualified to be King of England. Long live King Chuck!

  2. Thanks for that. I think it's a shame that Prince Phillip isn't king. He'd abolish the hated parliament, enact Brexit and establish Orthodoxy as the country's religion.

    Prince Cider, on the other hand, seems more likely to convert to Islam. Worrying.

  3. Madness in the monarchy. That may be the reason my family left that country back around 1690. I'm certainly glad they did.

  4. Bonnie King Charlie would need to grow a magnificent beard if he was to convert to Islam. Then again, he'd need to grow a magnificent beard if he was to become the Patriarch of London.

  5. My family left at different times. The last departure was about 1830 if family history is accurate. We were slow learners, Jim.

  6. Chuck will be too busy worrying about globull warming to do much damage. I have high hopes for William (who already looks like a king) and Kate if Charles doesn't end the royal family.

  7. Imagine the most stupid, boneheaded position a monarch can take and chances are Prince Charles will follow through with it. The Queen might as well appoint her dearest Corgi to the throne.

  8. There was too much bleach in the gene pool when Charles came along. He's a lot like George III, who considered himself a super genius, and lost the Americas for Britain. Scotland and Wales will work harder at secession with that monarch at the helm.

  9. For the most part the current British Monarch has done an admirable job as Queen. She is smart enough to stay in the background for the most part only making statements when truly necessary. Passing the crown to jugears may be her biggest mistake. Charles has made choices that are, to be charitable, questionable. While it may break protocol naming William her successor might be preferable. Many Brits aren't too enamored with Charles while Prince William seems to be well liked by most and since the crown is as much a figurehead as anything else perception by British subjects is important.

  10. I think that William would make a great king. He seems to have the right mix of humanity, savvy and he'd be a role model. Charles is more of a court jester who doesn't know he is.

  11. The Queen is, I believe, the last sovereign WW II veteran. I don't give one farting farthing for royalty. That said, she is a class act.

  12. Mmmm. Alice of Battenberg was born 1885. (Birth in 1856 would have meant her living to the age of 113!)

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