If you’re reading this, you survived the first half of the week. Take a bow and collect your trophy for participation.
Everyone wonders where the unicorns went as soon as the Democrat’s Convention concluded. This is a possible answer to the question. I’m told that it tastes like Spam.
No One Wants Poop On Their Hands… Clean Up Any Mess With Shittens™
Shittens are the revolutionary new way to wipe up and clean up feces while protecting your hands.
Shittens are disposable, mitten-shaped moist wipes. While old fashioned, square wet wipes put your hands at risk for all kinds of accidental fecal contamination, the genius mitten shape of a Shitten provides not only safety from poop, but on a larger scale, emotional peace of mind.
Each eco-friendly wipe is FDA approved and safe for babies, pets and adults. Endorsed by Hillary R. Clinton’s handlers, for when she needs help on those tough days, and for those thirty-minute breaks during the debates.
There is No Media Bias!
Bias suggests that there is some hidden agenda. The agenda is right out there in the open, and it’s not at all subtle.
Last year, The Intercept reported MSNBC failed to disclose that multiple pundits who spoke favorably about Clinton were actually employees of a consulting firm hired by her campaign. Media scandal? Not on your life. They are all complicit.
Vladimir Putin – Arrested in a Florida Supermarket:
– Read about it here
. No, you can’t make this stuff up.
How Progressive Are You?
The Obama Administration Pivots on Strategy: