#WHITELIVESMATTER
“There is nothing more painful to me at this stage in my life than to walk down the street and hear footsteps… then turn around and see somebody white and feel relieved.” — Rev. Jesse Jackson
The public calls for a Joe Biden run must be especially galling, since The Bitch of Benghazi considers herself the only Democrat fit to be Leader of the Free World. And we all know that it’s just a matter of time before she’s indicted as the result of the FBI investigation and Obama pushes for his cat’s paw, Old Slow Joe to usher in Barack’s third term as president.
Madonna is transforming herself into a frog. She is said to be heavy into witchcraft and this may explain it. The fifty-eight year old former singer has lost her singing voice (ribit) and she’s going on tour again. I’m sure that it will be a lipsync to an earlier tune from an earlier time. Does sorcery and necromancy work? You be the judge.
Kim Kardashian is trying to make herself into a human penguin. Or so it’s rumored. Who knows with that family? The large rear lends itself to a penguin style waddle (in much the same way as Hillary Clinton does) Anything for ratings. If the penguin transformation doesn’t go as planned, Kim can always become a guy for the sake of a quick buck and — reality show ratings.
What do Oswald Cobblepot (aka 'The Penguin') and Hillary Clinton have in common?
(fill in the answer here, the jokes actually write themselves)
Yes they do.
The main difference is that there are things that Oswald Cobblepot would not do to take and maintain power.
Answer: both wear the same size burka.
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