Stop Sex Slave Trafficking in the Middle East!
The brothers have their prayer rugs out and will face toward Mecca before paying to take turns. It’s just another day in the Islamic World.
The Banana Peel Crisis
I will refer you to the Silicon Graybeard (LINK) for this one, but to break it down, students are in an uproar because somebody threw a banana peel into a tree. It is said to have something to do with Harambe, the gorilla that was threatening a small black child – but I’m not sure of the linkage. The mere sight of the discarded banana peel sent students scurrying to their safe spaces.
Women are encouraged not to make eye contact with men while they eat bananas, but that advice didn’t apply in the University of Mississippi crisis. It was only the peel.
My sense is that the progressive crones couldn’t pull off the old eye-contact with the banana trick.