“I’m not running, but I’m going to keep on working and speaking and standing up for what I believe,” the former presidential nominee told News 12 Westchester. She insisted that she would remain relevant and has no plans of “going anywhere.”
The idea came to me when I cracked open a box of Honey Nut Cherrios this morning only to realize that I bought a box with Ellen’s face (from the talk show) on the exterior. I was in a hurry, filling loading the cart from the list for the officer’s mess at the White Wolf Mine and I just grabbed the box off the store shelf without realizing. So I threw the box away and kept the cereal in that bag they come in. Who could digest breakfast with the progressive comedian looking back at you?
Then I thought, “I need refrigerator magnets with Nasty Pelosi and Cryin’ Chuck Schumer’s faces on them!” Everyone needs to keep fit and avoiding the refrigerator is the first step. Having those two ugly mugs staring back at me would divert me from wanting to eat. You don’t have to limit it to Nasty and Cryin’ Chuck. Hillary’s face (see above) would make a train take a dirt road. As the political season gets going in 2000 I could add Poke-a-haunt-us Warren, Spartacus Booker, Slattern Harris and the whole crowd of misfits. I’d end up gaunt, and starving, and I think that’s the goal of a diet.