A lot of people have been critical of the Transportation Security Administration lately. I have a different take on the whole thing and am considering applying for a job at TSA. Some of you may be shocked, but the new guidelines offer some perks when you’re on the front lines – with nothing between you and a potential international terrorist but your gloved (and sensuous) hands. The TSA Agents at right are wearing no gloves and one wonders what they’re looking at?
Since implementing the procedures, numerous complaints have arisen that the search is not a “pat-down” but rather feeling and grabbing along a person’s genitalia and other areas until they ‘meet resistance’. Critics have said the pat-downs would be considered sexual assault if performed elsewhere. What’s not to love about a job like that one?
If you were a TSA Officer, which woman would you prefer to pat down — thoroughly?
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(LINK) has indicated the government is considering the request of an Islamic organization that has suggested Muslim women be allowed to pat themselves down during a full body search that is part of new enhanced procedures at airports. One may opine that Muslim women may get carried away touching themselves – security officers need to stand by vigilantly and make sure that they’re stopped if they begin to enjoying it too much. (LINK here
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Yes, it can be a demanding job – at times the ladies may not even thank you for your thorough pat down. Others may tip you – but it’s unethical to take a tip from a lady you just frisked according to Department of Homeland Security guidelines. You can only take money in that way if you’re Congressman Charlie Rangle (D-NY), Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee.
Remember, they pat you down–thoroughly–because they care so much about YOU and your needs.