Al Gore, Bill Clinton, and Barack Obama go to heaven…
Yes it’s a stretch that these three misfits would make it, but who can consult the divine mind with any degree of certainty? So roll with it, please.
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God addresses Al first.. ”Al, what do you believe in?” 
Al replies: “Well, I believe I won that election, but it was your will that I did not serve.. I’ve come to understand that now.” God thinks for a second and says: “Very good. Come and sit at my left.” God then addresses Bill. “Bill, what do you believe in?” 
Bill replies: “I believe in forgiveness.
I’ve sinned, but I’ve never held a grudge against my fellow man, and I hope no grudges are held against me.” God thinks for a second and says: “You are forgiven, my son. Come and sit at my right.” Then God addresses Barack. “Barack, what do you believe in?”
Barack replies: “I believe you’re in my chair.” |
