Whose Fault is it?
3 Pound Porterhouse – dedicated to vegans everywhere
The Green Earth people don’t like cattle. They should be happy that the carnivores are eating beef.
Babylon Bee Company Slogans
It’s time to develop truth in advertising for the woke corporations.
Taco Bell: We’re cheaper than Ex-Lax.
Amazon: Shut up and buy it, you mindless consumer.
Home Depot: If you need to ask for help, you don’t deserve it.
Nike: Slavery: just do it.
Walmart: We clean the bathrooms sometimes!
Doritos: Better go ahead and buy two bags, fatty.
Applebee’s: Eatin’ Food In A Place.
United Airlines: We just said the skies are friendly. We made no promises about what happens inside the plane.
Spirit Airlines: You’re poor, aren’t you?
The American Federation Of Teachers: We care. About ourselves.
Don’t Be Evil.
Twitter: Now 9.2% less evil!
Facebook: Hey guys come back! Please?
Nintendo: What is an Internet?
Microsoft: You hate us but have to use us anyway! lolol
T-Mobile: The sound of silence.
Coca-Cola: Share a Coke with…your endocrinologist, because you now have diabetes.
BlackRock: Ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.
Panera: Your Bible study wouldn’t be complete without some overpriced microwave food!
Disney: We’ll flip your kid’s gender.
SPQR – PARTING SHOT
Publius Claudius Pulcher was a consul and a fleet commander during the First Punic War. Prior to the battle of Drepana he went to feed the sacred chickens to gain the favor of the gods to give a victory.
The chickens didn’t eat, which meant the gods didn’t approve of a battle at that time. Instead of heeding the advice of the dumb birds, he threw them overboard stating “Since they do not wish to eat, let them drink!” (“Bibant, quoniam edere nollent“).
Needless to say, he lost the battle and went home in disgrace.