Conspiracies Abound

1. That doesn’t explain how the milk fits in 🙂

   • If you’re going to eat cookies, you need a glass of ice cold milk. You just do.

     • An axiom.

2. That line in National Treasure (adjusted), “A cookie of that importance will guarantee the maps survival.”

   Like a decoder ring when you spin them apart. And survival food to boot.

   • You always wondered why the Oreo was the best selling cookie in the world, right?

     • It all fits…I’ll never look at an Oreo the same now. Proof that one can still learn the mysteries of the world, even at a semi-seasoned age.

     • Because it was better tasting than the Hydrox and it was a temperature stable chocolate cookie.

       Or is that the conspiracy?

       • I’ve always like Hydrox more, but they are hard to find these days.

       • Hydrox…geez forgot about those.

         Tomorrow, more national secrets from the Funyuns package.

         • 🙂

3. Wow.

   • All that in a delicious cookie.

4. Now I know why it’s my favorite cookie!

5. The Templar flag, the Beauseant, was black and white. Ahhh, just like the Oreo. Is it appropriate to say, “À moi, beau sire ! Beauséant à la rescousse!” before biting into an Oreo? Why not?

6. A well-kept secret revealed. The editor of Virtual Mirage can already make space on the fireplace mantel for the Pulitzer Prize.

7. Gave up Oreos in the 90s when I learned the center was whipped lard and corn syrup. I think it’s canola or something now, it’s vegan and halal these days.

8. Now you’ve done it! All the “woke” Oreos junkies must stop eating them.

   • That would mean more for the rest of us, wouldn’t it?

     Not finding a down side here…….

     • The supply of Oreos is seemingly inexhaustible.

       My grandsons are experts at the drill: Twist, gnaw the filling, and eat the hard cookie.

9. So now it’s not a pejorative to call a black conservative an oreo?

   • Depends on what you identify as.

     -Kle.

     • If you identify as a Templar, particularly if you’re on a quest for the Holy Grail, you might just smack a liberal with a mace, or flay them with a sword if they dishonor the cookie.

   • Unless you’re some wackjob fool on the Left who thinks Sen. Tim Scott hasn’t embraced his “blackness”.

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