Home Blog Post Conspiracies ... Blog Post Conspiracies Abound By Larry-Lambert - May 5, 2021 1139 23 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Does the path of the Oreo lead to the Holy Grail? Secrets of the Oreo Cookie Now you know. More from Business Insider RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Blog Post Deck the Heretics Blog Post Eschatology Blog Post Prosthetic Conscience 23 COMMENTS That doesn’t explain how the milk fits in 🙂 If you’re going to eat cookies, you need a glass of ice cold milk. You just do. An axiom. That line in National Treasure (adjusted), “A cookie of that importance will guarantee the maps survival.” Like a decoder ring when you spin them apart. And survival food to boot. You always wondered why the Oreo was the best selling cookie in the world, right? It all fits…I’ll never look at an Oreo the same now. Proof that one can still learn the mysteries of the world, even at a semi-seasoned age. Because it was better tasting than the Hydrox and it was a temperature stable chocolate cookie. Or is that the conspiracy? I’ve always like Hydrox more, but they are hard to find these days. Hydrox…geez forgot about those. Tomorrow, more national secrets from the Funyuns package. 🙂 Wow. All that in a delicious cookie. Now I know why it’s my favorite cookie! The Templar flag, the Beauseant, was black and white. Ahhh, just like the Oreo. Is it appropriate to say, “À moi, beau sire ! Beauséant à la rescousse!” before biting into an Oreo? Why not? A well-kept secret revealed. The editor of Virtual Mirage can already make space on the fireplace mantel for the Pulitzer Prize. Gave up Oreos in the 90s when I learned the center was whipped lard and corn syrup. I think it’s canola or something now, it’s vegan and halal these days. Now you’ve done it! All the “woke” Oreos junkies must stop eating them. That would mean more for the rest of us, wouldn’t it? Not finding a down side here……. The supply of Oreos is seemingly inexhaustible. My grandsons are experts at the drill: Twist, gnaw the filling, and eat the hard cookie. So now it’s not a pejorative to call a black conservative an oreo? Depends on what you identify as. -Kle. If you identify as a Templar, particularly if you’re on a quest for the Holy Grail, you might just smack a liberal with a mace, or flay them with a sword if they dishonor the cookie. Unless you’re some wackjob fool on the Left who thinks Sen. Tim Scott hasn’t embraced his “blackness”. Comments are closed.