photo of “Dante in Exile” (at left).
Would Dante have even been thinking about THE INFERNO if he’d had a few dumb jokes to tell?
Doubtful.
Here are a few really stupid jokes to help you remain free from exile, to remove your doldrums and to tickle your funny bone.
- Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils?
- What about the boat carrying red paint that crashed into the boat carrying blue paint? That’s right, they were marooned.
- Where can you find a legless turtle? Right where you left it.
- A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Give me a tube of Chapstick and put it on my bill.”
- What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam.
- Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock-Knock?
Who’s there?
The chicken.
And never forget the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle…
