Avoid Dante’s Fate!

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photo of “Dante in Exile” (at left).

Would Dante have even been thinking about THE INFERNO if he’d had a few dumb jokes to tell?
Doubtful.
Here are a few really stupid jokes to help you remain free from exile, to remove your doldrums and to tickle your funny bone.
  • Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils?
  • What about the boat carrying red paint that crashed into the boat carrying blue paint? That’s right, they were marooned.  
  • Where can you find a legless turtle? Right where you left it.
  • A duck walks into a pharmacy and says, “Give me a tube of Chapstick and put it on my bill.”
  • What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam.
  • Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? It’s two tired.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to your house.
Knock-Knock?
Who’s there?
The chicken.
And never forget the one about the cannibal who passed his friend in the jungle…
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