Are You?

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1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

3.. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon “unclean”.

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, But you routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10. You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s female goat. If you fancy the male goat, you will be beheaded.

10 thoughts on “Are You?

  1. They all have women who support them, so long as they don't hit women with a piece of re-bar bigger around than their thumb. (religion of Peace)

  2. And their Koran apparently allows them to cross-dress so long as it's for the purpose of escaping arrest, which would explain why so many of them get caught trying to slip through checkpoints dressed like muslim women.

  3. Because you didn't think that a Taliban rear is unclean, or because you have your doubts about bacon?

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