Biden to Run?
Twenty-seven days after Donald Trump was elected the 45th President of the United States, Vice President Joe Biden told reporters he would make his third bid for the highest office in the land four years from now.
“I’m going to run in 2020,” Biden, 74, told a group of reporters at the Capitol Monday evening. “So, uh, what the hell, man.”
When asked if he was serious or joking, the vice president paused for about four seconds and sighed. He was then asked if he would run for president.
“Yeah, I am,” Biden said. “Yeah, I am. We’re going to run again.”
I don’t know who “we” is. Cynics said that Barack would run as poor old Slow Joe’s vice president, which he is allowed to do under law.
During the Obama Administration, Biden spent most of his time cutting ribbons to open buildings or shopping malls. The gaff-prone VP had to be kept off the stage for the sake of the nation. A run for president would be nothing if not entertaining. He’d be 78 when he took office if he won.
For Republicans, the dream team would include Keith Ellison, a black Muslim as head of the DNC, Rep. Nasty Pelosi, the rich San Francisco sion as House Minority Leader and Slow Joe Biden as the Democratic Party’s candidate of choice for the presidency.
Having them on the stump would insure that even more Senate and House seats would be lost – and Joe Biden? Really? Ok, he would have been arguably better than Hillary Clinton was. I’ll give you that.
I like our chances at re-election. And remember, Donald Trump may be an inarticulate slob, but he's OUR inarticulate slob.
Long live Nasty Pelosi. It's hard to say who has done more damage to the Democrat Party, Nasty or Barry. No matter, the damage is done, Thank God.
He's amassing a war chest and Dem donors are throwing money at him. Such is their state of denial.
When it comes to damage, Harry Reid's rule change orgy in the US Senate gave the Republicans a gift now that they have the majority. Add to that the House and the Executive and things can happen. Thank you Harry Reid.
I forgot about Harry. How clumsy of me. The guy did more for the conservative cause long term than Abe Lincoln.
I agree with Fredd.
A lot of people think that Joe "Groper" Biden is an early model DAARPA "sex bot" that doesn't work too well. I'm not saying they're right but I'm not saying they're wring, either.
He will stop crime by giving every household a shotgun to fire in the air. Run, Joe, run!
I figured it would be Moochelle next cycle… think about it – she's black, she's nominally a woman. It's the guilt team's wet dream. She'd be like T-Rex with reachin' sticks… "unstoppable" in the modern political environment.
Biden is just weird.
A shotgun in every house, a chicken in every pot….powerful campaign slogan for Slow Joe.
She hits all of the major categories in one body, but is she Muslim enough? She doesn't walk around wearing the scarf.
They just need to keep her quiet. When Michelle opens her mouth, the angry black woman comes out in spades.
Joe Biden looks like Jimmy Buffet except he's not as much fun nor has the same musical personality. That only comes from drinking Margarita's. Just thought I'd put that out there.
Joe Biden would waste away in Margaritaville with any woman under the age of his oldest great-grandchild.
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