Value in a Clown Nose

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Needs a clown nose to increase
credibility when she lies.
Think of ISIS and of all the horrible things that they do for fun and profit: Burning people alive, drowning people in cages, beheading, selling young women as sex slaves, etc. Would they do all of that horrible stuff if they were wearing clown noses? Likely they would and it would be creepy BUT normal (non-Muslims) wouldn’t do horrible things if they wore clown noses.

EXCEPT in the case of that progressive icon, Planned Parenthood.

The ghoulish Planned Parenthood abortion doctors might not be accepted if they entered the operating room with clown noses on. But I don’t know. I do know that the people who buy the dead babies to dissect won’t care whether or not the sellers are wearing clown noses – and full clown make up or not. Such is the nature of profit over morality and human decency. Thus, the Clown Nose doesn’t always work to make things better.

If you don’t keep an emergency clown nose in your car, I think that it’s about time that you add it to your kit. If you are prone to road rage to intimidate other drivers, imagine how much more EFFECTIVE it would be if you were wearing a clown nose as you gestured obscenely and leaned on the horn.
Q Are emergency clown noses for everyone?
A Yes. Just think how much more effective FBI Director James (the Cur) Comey would be to America if he appeared before Congress, wearing an Emergency Clown Nose. 
Q Will other people ‘judge me’ if I’m wearing an emergency clown nose?
A I hate to break it to you, but everyone thinks that you’re a clown at this very moment, so it couldn’t hurt your position in their opinion.
Q Should I wear my Emergency Clown Nose if a police officer stops me for a traffic violation.
A That is the PERFECT time to use your Emergency Clown Nose. It also works great at court appearances. Don’t let the government intimidate you. You have rights. Extend those assertions  to the Department of Justice.  You can claim to be a taxpayer even if you don’t pay a nickel…look at Al Sharpton. He pays no tax, owes $5 million in back taxes and sleeps in the Lincoln Bedroom at the White House whenever he’s of a mind. It’s his B & B. I suspect that the secret to his success is knowing when to put on the Emergency Clown Nose. It might not work as well in a Trump Administration, but I suspect that he’ll be living in Switzerland if Trump wins the presidency.
Our fellow blogger, Juliette, is attending her mother’s wedding today in England (visit her blog). The only question in my mind is whether or not she will be forced to break out her Emergency Clown Nose to get through the day. I’m told that if you drink enough, it might look as if you are wearing your Emergency Clown Nose, even though you’re not.

18 thoughts on “Value in a Clown Nose

  1. I've been told that if I drink enough Wild Turkey for long enough, my nose will become big, red and bulbous; just like a clown's nose. Should I start drinking heavily?

  2. Either that or keep a plastic Emergency Clown Nose on hand. One might lead to a heart attack. The other is a piece of plastic…

  3. It's too bad that we're being ruled by a deplorable crew of old clowns. But not to worry, with your emergency clown nose kit everyone can be a member of the ruling elite.

  4. And here you thought that membership in the New World Order might be beyond your grasp. Of course, for full membership, you need to acknowledge the value of lesbian liturgical dance, the place of wiccan training in elementary schools, transgenderism, and you need to embrace Islam.

  5. Since I was a girl scout, I love the idea of being prepared with an emergency clown nose. I'll order on at Amazon today. Thanks, LL.

  6. A big, bulbous red nose didn't hinder Bill Clinton's career. His supporters knew he was lying and loved him all the more for how brazenly and shamelessly he did it. Hillary, on the other hand, is a giant wart on the side of a giant clown nose. Even many Democrats are grossed out by that, but they're entranced by that clown nose just the same.

  7. Hahaha! I needed a good laugh.
    I definitely will consider getting a clown nose, if only to make hubby laugh.

  8. An edible emergency clown nose. That's brave beyond measure, but as a berserker, you're allowed to be incredibly brave.

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