Think it Through

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DEEP  THOUGHTS

I HAVE A DREAM

  • Of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having it’s motives questioned.
  • That I’m going to be very busy in the afterlife as the list of people I’m going to haunt grows daily.
  • That one day fast food will taste as good as it looks as if it should taste when you see it on the on the drive through menu.
  • Of a world where women will not objectify me because of the large package…(don’t you hate it when their gaze drifts downward instead of having women look you in the eye?)
  • Of a world where I can figure out how porcupine babies are made.
  • That some day nosey people will stay out of my business.
  • Of a Hollywood movie that doesn’t have to include an asian person, a Hispanic person, a black person, a dwarf and a crippled Jewish woman portraying Greek warriors in a historical piece.
  • I also dream of a Hollywood movie that INCLUDES a white woman, a Hispanic person, a dwarf and a crippled Jewish woman portraying Zulu warriors in a historical piece.
  • Of a world where I can drink to excess — without getting the munchies for a Burrito Supreme.

9 thoughts on “Think it Through

  1. OK, you've raised an important and useful question. How do those porcupine procreate???? That's as thorny a problem as how feminists keep getting created. Hmmmm. Coincidence? I think not.

  2. And a world where drinking to excess and eating burritos is like one of your five a day and a bowl of salad.

    Great list.

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