Stay on the Nice List

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You better not shout, you’d better not cry, you’d better not pout and I’m telling you why – the naughty list is real. In some circles, it’s referred to as a terrorism watch list.

Peace through superior firepower this holiday season. It’s not just a job, it’s an adventure. (Cry, Havoc!)

And there’s nothing politically correct about this blog. Shrink the size of government, build the wall, lock Her up, make America great again.

There is likely to be slow blogging as the result of travel for work to try and create more peace on Earth.  Hang in there. Things will get back to normal on Virtual Mirage.

Meanwhile, if you see a young lady wearing suggestive clothing standing on a street corner, it’s not polite to call out “Ho-Ho-Ho!” no matter how factually accurate it is.

Try to remember that conspicuous consumption may help the economy, but it’s not the reason for the season.

22 thoughts on “Stay on the Nice List

  1. Yes, I've heard that and believe it to be true. I mean, if Santa shows up in the middle of the night in need of some companionship, is it proper to throw him out before he's had his cookie and glass of milk?

  2. Are you guys saying that Billy Bob Thornton's portrayal of the jolly old elf in 'Bad Santa' is closer to reality than I thought?

  3. I don't require much for Christmas anymore. If someone asks what I'd like, I usually reply ammo or something old and smooth to drink. My pleasures are simple.

  4. That's a bummer about White Wolf. Mrs. Woodsterman and I just finished moving into our already finished house. She even bought a FAKE Christmas tree for the occasion. (Damn I hate those things) I had one all picked out from the old homestead. You know we grow em here don't you.

  5. What Jim said.

    I am happy to report that I am pretty well set for ammo. I am stockpiled in depth where I need to be, and I can reload for my current needs.

    I don't want more stuff (although I admit a weakness at the Half Price book stores). I would only ask for more time. Time for myself. Time to spend with family and friends. Time on the range is a plus.

  6. I like the opening Santa graphic because it's inspiring and educational. Safe travels and hope the Mine's progressing.

  7. We should have a certificate of occupancy next Thursday. But, it will be Christmas with the kids in SoCal

  8. Your last sentence sums it up nicely.

    And because I was good this year, my new test equipment arrived early!

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