Peace through superior firepower this holiday season. It’s not just a job, it’s an adventure. (Cry, Havoc!)
And there’s nothing politically correct about this blog. Shrink the size of government, build the wall, lock Her up, make America great again.
Meanwhile, if you see a young lady wearing suggestive clothing standing on a street corner, it’s not polite to call out “Ho-Ho-Ho!” no matter how factually accurate it is.
Try to remember that conspicuous consumption may help the economy, but it’s not the reason for the season.