Home Blog Post Rule 5 Santa Blog Post Rule 5 Santa By Larry-Lambert - December 13, 2013 653 12 Facebook Twitter Pinterest WhatsApp Why does Santa Claus get all the hot women? He knows who’s been naughty and goes with that. Santa’s Elves What do boys on the naughty list ask for? RELATED ARTICLESMORE FROM AUTHOR Blog Post Another Day of Outrage Blog Post Until Valhalla Blog Post A Little More 12 COMMENTS This reminds me of the song "Santa Babee". Cold weather does make people more, er, cuddly, I think. Must huddle together for warmth. Survival instinct. Yo ho, Ho. You're on the naughty list… Never though Santa would be such a chick magnet! I wonder if he needs an in house lawyer? And this is bad HOW??? 🙂 Wise council is always sought by the great and powerful. As a fat white hair'd old man, I'm celebrating. Actually even Santa's cast-offs wouldn't be a bad thing. Ahhh, the battle hardened Christmas warrior… Most women love a uniform, and medals. Is that a tactical cozy he has in his L hand? Medals help to define the Santa's courage in the face of indescribable odds. Hallelujah to yah! Comments are closed.