Why does Santa Claus get all the hot women?

He knows who’s been naughty and goes with that.
Santa’s Elves
What do boys on the naughty list ask for?


  1. This reminds me of the song "Santa Babee". Cold weather does make people more, er, cuddly, I think. Must huddle together for warmth.

  2. Ahhh, the battle hardened Christmas warrior… Most women love a uniform, and medals. Is that a tactical cozy he has in his L hand?

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