Happy Lunar New Year
Some of you lack faith in what you don’t understand. That might (or might not) go double Asian astrology and it’s impact on your life. Because you’re predestined to live a life based on the position of stars when you were born… and some of you were well and truly screwed. Blame Buddha, or Vishnu or whoever. You can also blame Donald Trump as many in the sly, corrupt, wicked, lying mainstream media do. Irrespective of your system of belief, the Earth Dog Year is upon us.
Next Year (2019) will be the year of the pig, which does not bode well for Jews and Mohammedans. But you may be required to eat more rashers of bacon than you usually would.