Higher Education

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Harvard University

The name evokes old brick libraries stocked with seldom read tomes, the cloying essence of paper and oiled wood. It was the seat of learning for foreign exchange students, exemplified by a young Indonesian named Barack Hussein Obama. 
And today they are celebrating “sex week“. Possibly in honor of the mid-term elections and the screwing that the American electorate is likely to take as a result.
So you are paying to send your young son or daughter to Harvard. What will they be studying during sex week? The link above provides the schedule but I’ll fill in a few blanks for you. Most of the coursework is dedicated to homosexuality. Now there’s a shocker.
The Sunday Sermonette at Harvard:
Sunday, November 2
Brown Girlz Do it Well: a Queer Diaspora Remix
2:00 pm, Ticknor Lounge
Join Harvard South Asian Association and SHEATH for a creative workshop by Dark Matter and a discussion on explore our own narratives of family, queerness, and diaspora. The intention is to situate our personal narratives within broader systems of racism, casteism, classism, islamophobia, and imperialism.
Tuesday, November 4
What What in the Butt: Anal Sex 101
5:00 pm, Sever 113
Come learn everything about anal sex from the experts of Good Vibrations, a sex-positive store located right in Brookline! They will dispel myths about anal sex and give you insight into why people do it and how to do it well. They will cover a wide variety of topics, including: anal anatomy and the potential for pleasure for all genders; how to talk about it with a partner; basic preparation and hygiene; lubes, anal toys, and safer sex; anal penetration for beginners, and much more! Learn the facts about this exciting yet often misunderstood form of pleasure, find out the common mistakes people make, and get all your questions answered!

From all indications, Barack’s predisposition was well established by his transexual nanny and his switch-hitting Uncle Frank Marshall. I doubt that Harvard had much to teach young Obama.

11 thoughts on “Higher Education

  1. Lends a whole (or hole) new meaning to, "You can always tell a Harvard man…but you can't tell 'em much."

  2. At least they'll know how to take it in the back door better for the half million dollars that they're spending.

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