(Politico) Welcome to the exciting new world of the slippery slope. With the Supreme Court’s landmark ruling this Friday legalizing same sex marriage in all 50 states, social liberalism has achieved one of its central goals. A right seemingly unthinkable two decades ago has now been broadly applied to a whole new class of citizens. Following on the rejection of interracial marriage bans in the 20th Century, the Supreme Court decision clearly shows that marriage should be a broadly applicable right—one that forces the government to recognize, as Friday’s decision said, a private couple’s “love, fidelity, devotion, sacrifice and family.”
The question presents itself: Where does the next advance come? The answer is going to make nearly everyone uncomfortable: Now that we’ve defined that love and devotion and family isn’t driven by gender alone, why should it be limited to just two individuals? The most natural advance next for marriage lies in legalized polygamy—yet many of the same people who pressed for marriage equality for gay couples oppose it.
This is not an abstract issue. In Chief Justice John Roberts’ dissenting opinion, he remarks, “It is striking how much of the majority’s reasoning would apply with equal force to the claim of a fundamental right to plural marriage.” As is often the case with critics of polygamy, he neglects to mention why this is a fate to be feared. Polygamy today stands as a taboo just as strong as same-sex marriage was several decades ago—it’s effectively only discussed as outdated jokes about Utah and Mormons, who banned the practice over 120 years ago.
…Conventional arguments against polygamy fall apart with even a little examination. Appeals to traditional marriage, and the notion that child rearing is the only legitimate justification of legal marriage, have now, I hope, been exposed and discarded by all progressive people. What’s left is a series of jerry-rigged arguments that reflect no coherent moral vision of what marriage is for, and which frequently function as criticisms of traditional marriage as well.
Some are famous such as the Brown Family, who are not Mormons, but were essentially forced out of Utah for practicing plural marriage and now live in Las Vegas, NV (where nobody cares) – and are featured on TLC’s television reality show, Sister Wives. In the case of the Brown family, Cody Brown is married to one wife and has three other women to whom he is not lawfully married, never the less they live together as man and wives.
I think there are some guys, with a LOT of money, who would like to marry multiple women at the same time. Might be interesting – Mormons, you know.
Trivial issues designed to distract – circus part of bread and circuses.
I was thinking that you might pick up on Bambi and Leather.
I'm sure that there will be a lot of furor over this issue.
Gotta agree with WSF- Anything to 'distract' from the real issues…
It's only a distraction after a fashion. The law of the land changed and there will be issues that will surface again and again because it was not well considered.
Didn't Bill have four or five wives at the same time? Or were they concubines? I have a difficult time telling the difference when it comes to him.
By my count Bill had five wives and four (or possibly five) concubines at the same time. He didn't wait for the Supreme Court to make that cool.
What with the wheels now coming off the bullet train of progressive culture, I've decided it would be way cool to have several wives. Now, I just gotta figure out how to afford them all, what with my Loubouton fuck-me-pump fetish and desire to see them all simultaneously perform the dance of the seven veils using super-large Hermes scarves. That has the potential to be bankrupting. But I guess I could just bolt to Greece and blend into the crowd once the cash runs out.
To paraphrase Scalia, SCOTUS' ruling contains the aphorisms of a fortune cookie — here in Salt Lake City the Episcopaliens are all in favor.
I don't see how Bill can still walk.
Copy Seinfeld and take a fortune cookie aphorism and tack on "in bed."
I've had lots of fun with that one when I get take out and they invariably throw more FCs in the bag than there are people to eat my haul.
OK, ok, so my life is slow sometimes.
The key is to find RICH wives with trust funds so that they can support you…
I do the same thing LA.
Episcopalians used to be so straight laced, LSP, what happened?
Unintended consequences – why would any tax paying adult be single now? Get married, take the deduction. Further, why would any member of the Military be single? Pay, medical, housing…
It makes perfect sense to me. If you had an ailing single parent who needed health insurance, why couldn't you marry them so that they'd get the benefits?