Why does Santa Claus get all the hot women?
He knows who’s been naughty and goes with that.
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What do boys on the naughty list ask for?
Rule 5 Santa
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This reminds me of the song "Santa Babee". Cold weather does make people more, er, cuddly, I think. Must huddle together for warmth.
Survival instinct.
Yo ho, Ho.
You're on the naughty list…
Never though Santa would be such a chick magnet! I wonder if he needs an in house lawyer?
And this is bad HOW??? :-)
Wise council is always sought by the great and powerful.
As a fat white hair'd old man, I'm celebrating.
Actually even Santa's cast-offs wouldn't be a bad thing.
Ahhh, the battle hardened Christmas warrior… Most women love a uniform, and medals. Is that a tactical cozy he has in his L hand?
Medals help to define the Santa's courage in the face of indescribable odds.
Hallelujah to yah!