(Fox News – Story and Video) Is the Love Cloud a way to cheat the system and do it one mile up? I suspect that it’s a matter of perspective, but if it’s on your bucket list – why not?
However, there are a few things that you need to keep in mind before you book a flight on the Love Cloud that might tend to negate the provisions of the average guy or gal’s bucket list.
However, there are a few things that you need to keep in mind before you book a flight on the Love Cloud that might tend to negate the provisions of the average guy or gal’s bucket list.
- It’s not with an on-duty flight attendant, so does it really count?
- It involves no subterfuge – removing some of the fun on a commercial aircraft.
- It’s not a chance meeting in First Class on a regularly scheduled flight from here to there with a super model who can’t keep her hands off you…
There is a company in Las Vegas that will fly you around one mile up (40 minutes for $800) and you can stay up longer —- as long as it takes until your money or your vigor expires.
Might you feel a bit rushed? Possible. I guess that it depends on who you’re with.
The pilot is said to wear noise-canceling headphones, but trust me, even in a Cessna 421, the pilot will feel you as you move around in the back of the fuselage. I don’t think that they do special requests – a trapeze will not fit inside the fuselage of a C-421. However soft restraints will and they recommend that you bring your own ‘marital aids’. If you don’t have them with you — it’s Vegas, baby! You can buy whatever you want locally.
No, I’ve never tried it in a commercially prepared love machine such as this one. As a result, you’re on your own and what happens in Vegas, stays there.
Bloody hell! I don't think it has the same appeal if it's contrived. Takes the naughtiness away. I'd love to be the pilot though and just randomly start doing air acrobatics mid stroke!
I wonder how much Elon Musk or Richard Branson could make offering this service for a space flight. Would it be more fun in a weightless environment, or just a huge hassle to keep from bouncing off the walls?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You'd be a wicked pilot.
You'd have to manage your coupling more strategically but I'm sure that the deed can be accomplished given sufficient lust.
Yes, in answer to your unasked hummmmm, I think that they'd allow you to bring both Bambi and Leather up for a flight.
I tried it, but I'm old so it cost me $2,400.00. The babe was a bit extra.
So long as it works.
It doesn't count if it's not on a commercial flight.
I was afraid of that.
ROTF… sigh… NOT making any comments…
The Love Cloud is waiting for you in Vegas. However a P-3 (or now a P-8) would be a far more legitimate place to join the club – and with air crews sexually integrated now, the opportunities are literally endless for all NFO's.
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