The odds are greater that you will die on your way to get your lottery tickets than they are on winning the lottery. This fact is lost on the welfare recipients who throw half of their government check into lottery tickets. Then again when it’s “free money”, the whole of society is skewed.
Covered in Crisco
Looking for a Party (high propensity Democratic Party voter)
Note that they thoughtfully made it low enough for young boys to use.
FROM THE NIGERIAN POLICE BLOTTER
BAD car KARMA
IF YOU MESS WITH THE BULL
you get the horn
And the final entry —