The odds are greater that you will die on your way to get your lottery tickets than they are on winning the lottery. This fact is lost on the welfare recipients who throw half of their government check into lottery tickets. Then again when it’s “free money”, the whole of society is skewed.
NAKED MAN
Covered in Crisco
Looking for a Party (high propensity Democratic Party voter)
FRENCH URINAL
Note that they thoughtfully made it low enough for young boys to use.
FROM THE NIGERIAN POLICE BLOTTER
BAD car KARMA
IF YOU MESS WITH THE BULL
you get the horn
And the final entry —
Oh, man, almost lost my lunch on that bull photo!
I have never arrested a goat.
Which is why I don't advocate messing with bulls.
I'd love to meet the Goatwalker and have him teach me that trick. Maybe he could learn me how to turn into Brad Pitt whenever the mood strikes me, like around super models and such.
I think we all groaned a bit with that bull photo, but the one that gives me the piss shivers is the guy with Crisco. I mean, how low do you have to descend on the evolutionary scale to think that walking around naked, covered in Crisco, is a good idea?
Don't mess with the bull.
No, but you likely were unaware that suspects can change themselves into farm animals…ignorant American.
Bulls have an ambiance all their own.
When you learn the trick, teach it to me.
I can only imagine that the drug he took were of a "home made" variety.
Strange ones there LL… but they ARE out there!!!
The bull picture made be shudder
Better that guy than me.
There I was, minding my own business, cruising for chicks in my Crisco suit, and these F***ing cops got to ruin my fun.
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