* Never tell your wife that her mother looks smoking hot in a swimsuit.
* Never tell your wife that staying at home with the kids is easier than working.
* Never give your wife a bust expanding exerciser or a tummy tightening exerciser.
* Never buy your wife extra RAM memory for her computer.
* Never buy your wife a vacuum cleaner as an anniversary gift.
* Never buy your wife a mustache waxer – even if she needs one.
* Do not suggest that your wife needs to take the fork out of her mouth and loose a few extra pounds. Even a gym membership is taking it too far.
Ignore these suggestions at your peril.