Clinton – Weiner 2016?

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It’s time for another 

I realize that I’m engaging in a bit of speculation here, but it is possible that we could see a Clinton-Weiner ticket come out of the DNC in 2016? Yes, I’m a bit giddy at the possibility but so long as Hillary doesn’t erode Anthony Weiner’s self confidence by saying “what does it matter” when he texts her with his latest photo, I think that it might happen.

The Democratic Party in Need

“The Democrats know that they’re fundamentally flawed. They are a party without a purpose. They are an ideology without ideas. They are a cult of personality without charisma. They are a collection of angry, conflicted trolls who are all competing to take the same piece of pie.”(Price) And nobody has better name recognition than Weiner. He has the added benefit of being from New York, the same as his future boss, Hillary. They’re hometown buddies. Add to that, Huma Weiner (Mrs. Anthony Weiner) is a close personal friend of the former first lady and presidential hopeful, Hillary Clinton.
With Huma Weiner at his side, Vice Presidential hopeful, Anthony Weiner could see his fortunes turn around. After all, I’ve heard many men say that they wish they had a Huma. Maybe that will make all the difference for the disgraced US Congressman whose career aspirations to be mayor of New York City are about to be dashed on the rocks.

Weiner Holder couldn’t carry the weight.

During the last election cycle, a lot of people felt that the karmic combination of Weiner-Holder would make headway against the Obama juggernaught to capture the imagination of the Democratic Party. But it went limp and Holder wasn’t strong enough to carry Weiner through the convention.

Would Weiner be worse than Biden?

I only have one question for your doubters out there. Would Weiner be any worse than Joe (Slow Joe) Biden? Think about all of the summers of recovery that Biden has presided over. Think about his advice that you step outside and fire two rounds from a double-barrell shotgun (thus emptying the weapon) in the air if you feel threatened, etc.

A Heartbeat Away

Aging presidential hopeful,
Hillary R. Clinton,
former First Lady

Hillary is long in the tooth and nobody knows whether or not she’d survive her first term as President of the United States absent any skulduggery on the part of her vice president. However, her age and deteriorating condition (look at the pantheon of ailments that kept her from testifying on the Benghazi matter) might work in Weiner’s favor.

Absent God ‘calling Hillary home’, what if Weiner did a Vince Foster job on Hillary? There is a precedent for this — ask Hillary.

If that happened, she’d end up “in the park” the way that Vince did, and Weiner would be leader of the free world with Huma by his side, running the investigation of the late president’s demise.

I’m not saying that Weiner wouldn’t be fair and thorough – after all look at the fair and thorough way that all of the Obama Scandals were investigated by the White House. No effort was spared…

Vince Foster?

I’m sure that none of you remember Vince Foster, Hillary’s aid that decided to talk too much about the White Water Scandal and ended up dead in a park in an apparent suicide situation. 

Or am I being too obtuse?

I know that Hillary isn’t worried about being haunted by Vince Foster’s ghost because -> What does it matter? That was a long time ago. And Vince’s suicide was a phony scandal — even though he hacked himself to death with an axe and no axe was found at the scene. What does it matter?
Huma Weiner and her boss, former first lady, Hillary Clinton
“You could end up like me if you play your cards right”

Take the future of the nation into your hand…on voting day:

More hope and change than you thought possible!

9 thoughts on “Clinton – Weiner 2016?

  1. That whole cause of death thing is SO yesterday. I mean, WHAT, AT THIS POINT, DOES IT MATTER? /sarcasm

  2. And it was just one friend of Hillary's who changed his mind about keeping his mouth shut. One corps more or less doesn't matter unless it's yours.

  3. I thought that Weiner-Holder had a real chance to take problems in hand and work them out.

    But now we've moved on to Clinton-Weiner. Maybe the Huma Weiner angle will work out better than the Holder Weiner combination?

  4. Sadly, Ted Kennedy is gone…but if he was still here, he never would have dated somebody as homely as Hillary.

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