This is bouncing around the blogs and I had to take my own shot at it. Al Gore begins quoting Jesus Christ in Luke 12:54 during his speech on climate change–

“Ye hypocrites”….The Mic fails
Gore keeps on speaking. He finally looks down at the podium to see what’s wrong.
I’m surprised that he’s still crowing about climate change since he sold out to a Middle Eastern oil cartel and furloughed all of the climate hippies in his conservation company – and he bought the big mansion in Montecito. And paid off the maid in the hotel in Seattle who he tried to pay to have sexual intercourse with him – but she didn’t want to and he tried to force the matter (She characterized his amorous advances as those of a ‘crazed poodle’ — you can’t make this stuff up).
Yep, hypocrite is right… and perfect timing!
You apparently can't fool mother nature.
or the maid…
Well done, Maid.
Gore, you fail. Again.
"sex-crazed poodle" – I think that I'd rather die than be characterized in that way. Really.
He clearly thinks that he can save the planet (if you pay him enough to roll back the tide).
Gore. Rhymes with Whore.
Yes indeed, it does.
Sex-crazed T-Rex…something like that, if somebody plans to call me sex-crazed. A poodle? Poor old Al. How far he's fallen since the Clinton White House.
It's sad to see the desperation of formerly prominent people or people who thought they were prominent…
Seems he learned something at Vanderbilt Divinity School before dropping out to attend Vanderbilt Law School before dropping out to run for Congress in Tennessee.
Daddy paid his bills until the government did and now the gullible green movement pays him to speak. Not bad work if you can get it.
He was one heartbeat away from being President of the United States, Leader of the Free World, heir to Monica Lewinski and dipped cigars, and Commander-in-Chief. But one heartbeat can be a lot.
Q – What is the difference between God and Al Gore?
A – God doesn't think that he's Al Gore.
Was that a male maid?
Surprisingly, it wasn't. Though I don't know that Al Checked closely, so he may have thought he was hitting on a man with his 'sex-crazed poodle routine'.
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