In honor of Woodsterman…proud purveyor of blonde jokes.
A few days ago a friend was having some work done at the local garage when a blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.
They all looked at each other and another customer asked, ‘What is a seven-hundred-ten?’
She replied, ‘You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one.’
She explained that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.
The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.
She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
He then took her over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked, ‘Is there a 710 on this car?’
She pointed and said, ‘Of course, it’s right there.’
The only reason I haven't done this is because I use a European seven…
You're just too cool…and we all know that. Thank heavens for a 'crossed seven'.
All kidding aside, Brig is likely even a better mechanic than I am.
LOL… Nice save!
No, I'm quite serious there. Brig (normally armed with a Walther .22 and a cattle prod) is not somebody to trifle with.
I'd forgotten about the useful European Seven.
Strange note, I also use the European seven. But I didn't get the joke at all.
I don't get it. I also have a 710.
I would gather that this is not an unknown assumption.
not her fault that the cap manufacturers printed it upside down. 😉
Shamefully, I use the "German 7" as well.
The blonde lady is doing her best to keep her car running.
I caution you against stealing your motor oil from the refuse barrels out behind the greasy spoon restaurants in Truckee.
You're a PhD.
I gather it too.
Nah, just blonde.
Copy that.
Ha! Bless her. I am now going to start referring to my oil cap as a 710. Brilliant.
Great picture! It's amazing how eco cars are becoming ;P
I should have dedicated the blonde joke to you…
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