Mish Mash

1. Stabbing bottles of "Classic Caesar" is a very good thing and the next step is simple. Take an axe to it.

2. You can only do it on March 15. So if you missed your opportunity, you'll need to wait until 2021 – if the virus doesn't kill you. Or if an Arab woman doesn't break your bones (again)….

3. You can safely cook bacon naked. It just takes timing.

   Now what really hurts is something like oatmeal or grits as those stick and burn.

4. Et Tu, Brute?

5. Almost like napalm, I'd guess…

6. Hey, cut Odin some slack – dude only has one eye.
   -Kle.

7. I know, his depth perception is off.

8. I think that Brutus stabbed him the deepest.

9. Or you could put the bacon on a cookie sheet and pop it into the oven. Cooks like a dream and most of all it cooks flat. No more grease splatters.

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