Urgent Needs

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Sometimes you just can’t make it out to the car.

The Smoking GunPolice Report

A South Carolina couple was arrested yesterday for having sex inside a display shed at a Home Depot. Emily Craig, 20, and Shaun Bowden, 31, were nabbed after cops were called to the store in North Charleston around 8:40 AM


During subsequent questioning of the duo, “it became apparent that they were engaged in sexual intercourse within the shed.”


Clearly not ALL fifty shades of gray were involved here.

11 thoughts on “Urgent Needs

  1. He didn't have to spring for a motel room… didn't home depot's slogan used to be "more saving, more doing"?

  2. and at no particular out-of-pocket cost.

    Well, except for now impending lawyer fees. Could turn out to be the most expensive coitus they've ever "enjoyed."

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