UFO’s: Made in the USA

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(NEWS LINK) US GOV admits that the UFO sightings of the 1950’s and 1960’s were government flights… Anyone hoping for little green men will be disappointed, though — because the CIA is claiming responsibility.

Tweeting about its most popular stories of the year, the CIA named a 1998 report linking its activities in the 1950s to UFO sightings.

Anal Probing
The US Government has not yet taken responsibility for the preponderance of UFO sightings that took place in the American South where drunk redneck males on lonely roads were abducted at night, subjected to anal probing on the mother ship and were subsequently returned to their pick-ups just before dawn. What is this fixation with aliens on that particular part of rural white American males? Are black people being singularly left out? Somebody call Sharpton or Barack.
Crop Circles
A 780-foot (240 m) crop circle in the form of a double
triskelion composed of 409 circles.Milk HillEnglandUnited Kingdom, 2001.
(source: Wikipedia)
What about the more creative evidence of UFO visits to Earth — the Crop Circles.  Wikipedia claims that it was a hoax just because they always occurred near roads and in near-urban locations. Some cereologists have suggested that crop circles are the result of extraordinary meteorological phenomena ranging from freak tornadoes to ball lightning but there is no evidence of any crop circle being created by any of these causes. 
Now one can only wait for the CIA to claim credit for these too. If they were messages that originated from CIA Headquarters, will the CIA also provide a key to translate the cryptic circles in corn? And who will pay for the damaged crops? Can farmers make claims against the US Government?
How did the CIA create the plasma vortexes that made the crop circles? We will all have to wait and see.  Is the Federal Bureau of Investigation still working on it or have they closed the “X Files”? Any blogger with inside information should post it below with specific leads for the FBI. I’m sure that some FBI Special Agents read this blog from time to time (to obtain leads of various sorts on behalf of Attorney General Eric Holder).
Does President Obama’s recent executive order granting illegal aliens legal status have anything to do with this? The truth is out there. What about the illegal aliens who currently work in the agricultural industry — are they terraforming the US to make the place habitable for more aliens who will arrive from “the Border”? Why is the City of Santa Ana California made up of 25% illegal aliens? Is there some sort of Vortex in Santa Ana? What is the nexus?
I think that somebody needs to call the FBI and they need to open another X-File…or two. 

20 thoughts on “UFO’s: Made in the USA

  1. Thanks for that helpful post. I think we need to prepare for the worst and come to terms with the fact that many members of the Government are shape shifting aliens. This would explain the "Border" situation and several other anomalies.

    Has the FBI been infiltrated?

  2. What about Gurplunk and all the other space aliens that have branded U.S. citizens? Huh? Huh? What about them?

  3. Silly. Everyone knows that alien anal probing was a hoax perpetrated by GLAAD to argue that all space aliens were homosexuals, and therefore should not be discriminated against by rednecks.

  4. The more on-point question is whether the Department of Justice has been infiltrated in a larger sense. This is my only comment: Eric Holder made all of the political appointments there personally. Are there aliens in their midst? You be the judge.

  5. It has been a rather long day, and I (lol) I don't understand me either, that said rednecks should be as free to discriminate as the rest of the world does. If I missed the mark of his statement, I'll just own mine and be amazed at my current dearth of mental acuity…

  6. I really need some time a horse back in the hills with a fly rod, the boat fishing is Dad's thing.

  7. It's a new year, Brig.

    When of thy earthly goods thou art bereft,
    And from thy slender store, two loaves alone to thee are left,
    Sell one, and with the dole,
    Buy hyacinths to feed thy soul. (Omar Khayyam)

  8. I ate corn tortillas today at lunch. They were in the shape of circles, and must have originated in a crop. But I only had 2, not 409. You asked for inside information. These corn circles are inside me. There is some information. I hope that helps.

  9. I think that you made a mistake by disclosing this. The crop circles are inside you…aliens may want to get them back. Of course, you can barf them up and hand them over if they get strident in their demands. If you ate tostadas covered in beans, cheese, tomatoes and lettuce the return to the aliens is a lot more colorful.

  10. Clearly, Austin is a hotbed of smuggled and hidden corn circles. Since the city itself is largely made up of different aliens (just do the river walk and you'll see them), only a few of which worship bats, They could easily be on their way off-world.

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