In the News
Microsoft founder Bill Gates, 65, to divorce Melinda, 56, after 27 years of marriage: The couple, worth $124 billion, announced the split in a joint Twitter post and say they ‘can no longer grow together’. I wonder if they will have to divide Twitter followers in the same way they’ll divide the loot?
Bill, as a bachelor, Bill will continue to focus on building better viruses and trying to block out the Sun (see The Matrix). Melinda will continue her physical therapy with the pool boy – or something.
Is LSP Headed for DOGECOIN riches …more here. When interviewed by this blog as to why he went heavy into Dog Cryptocurrency (DOGECOIN), LSP’s answer was as cryptic as the coin. Some speculate that there is a new Lambo in his future. Others have placed wagers that he’ll launch his new fishing yacht in Lake Whitney and clean out the striped bass. Whichever way it goes, we expect him to remain humble, and invite us all to his new hunting ranch in Texas. He may buy the Brazos River instead. Nobody knows which way he will leap when he cashes in. LSP has a family connection to Canada – some wonder if he will buy Manitoba instead? I’m pushing him to buy the Yukon instead but he rarely listens to me. The people in the Yukon know how to drink (see below).
In Canada the per capita sales per year of alcohol is $724. Here’s breakdown by province/territory
Do you Speak Canadian?
And now, you know.