The Black Meteorite

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The annual Hajj ritual begins on 10 September and ends on 15 September, according to Hajj authorities in Saudi Arabia. This year the annual bickering and name calling between Saudis/Sunnis and Iranians/Shia have special significance because of the large numbers of people who died in a stampede during last year’s Hajj as they marched around the holy black meteorite that fell from the sky (because that’s what meteorites do). It’s not unusual that people die and are crushed to death by the surging crowds.

Iran’s Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei ramped up the rhetoric against Saudi rulers ahead of this year’s Hajj, calling them “evil and cursed” leaders with “Muslims’ blood on their hands.”

On Monday, 5 September, Khamenei accused the Saudis of “murdering” pilgrims in the stampede. “The heartless and murderous Saudis locked up the injured with the dead in containers – instead of providing medical treatment and helping them or at least quenching their thirst,” he said. “They murdered them.”
“The world of Islam, including Muslim governments and peoples, must familiarize themselves with the Saudi rulers and correctly understand their blasphemous, faithless, dependent and materialistic nature. They must not let those rulers escape responsibility for the crimes they have caused throughout the world of Islam,” he said, 
Ayatollah Khamenei was speaking at a gathering in Tehran attended by the families of Iranian pilgrims who lost their lives during last year’s stampede at Hajj. He said, “The truth is that the hated Saudis are a group in the Muslim world, and some of them intentionally and some unintentionally act with animosity against Muslims. The Muslim world must defy them and express its hatred towards the Saudis’ evil masters, that are, America and the evil Britain.”
Ayatollah Khamenei called for a Muslim commission to investigate last year’s stampede, focusing on Saudi security measures and management of the Hajj. Iran also favors replacing the Saudi administration of the Hajj with a more efficient and accountable body, such as an international Islamic consortium. 
The Saudi reply. Abd al-Aziz Al Shaikh, the chief juris consult or mufti for the interpretation of Muslim law in Saudi Arabia, said on 7 September that Iranian Shiites are not Muslims. 
Al Shaikh said, “This matter is not surprising coming from those people. We have to understand that they are not Muslims. They are sons of the Magi (i.e., Zoroastrians). Their enmity with the Muslims is an old affair, especially with the People of the Tradition (i.e., the Sunnis).”
In the past 72 hours, the hostile exchanges have gotten nastier. The Iranians have good grounds for their complaints because more than 400 of those who died in the stampede were Shia.
Officially, the Saudis claim that 769 pilgrims died and 934 were injured. The Associated Press reported that 2,177 pilgrims died. Iran insists that more than 4,700 pilgrims died.
Last year’s Hajj was the first in the reign of Saudi King Salman, serving as Custodian of the Two Holy Mosques. He wants a better performance in 2016, but no Iranian interference or help. Salman has reversed the remnants of the very limited tolerance and inclusiveness that his predecessor, King Abdullah, promoted.
The exchanges this week showcase the depth of cult hatred between the two major branches of Islam. More Muslims die from Muslims killing Muslims in the civil war within Islam than from hostile actions by non-Muslim forces and fighters. That trend continues to worsen. That does not disturb me, but, dear reader, I didn’t think that you think that I’d be disturbed. I’m psychic like that.

20 thoughts on “The Black Meteorite

  1. Not losing any sleep over dead muslims, eh LL? No, not shocked.

    This shia vs sunni thingy is like watching a Notre Dame vs Alabama college football game: you wish they would both lose, and lose big.

  2. I stopped paying attention at "Evil Britain" and thought, meh – let 'em get on with it – time for tea and crumpet. CBA.

  3. I wonder if Iran will be able to steal the meteorite back to Teheran, and then they can rule the Muslim world…strange stuff. Sort of an uber-cult.

  4. I thought that you (and your son) might not be sensitive to the fact that a few thousand Muslims were trampled as they worshiped the meteorite. What they need to do is all put on emergency clown noses. They'd feel better about themselves and the whole situation.

  5. This drama over who gets to keep the meteorite and worship it has been going on for a long time now. And I find it amazing that it hasn't changed. When you see all of those people crowded together and no toilets, the other problems associated with logistics become clear. I doubt that I'll go to the hajj this year.

  6. Those middle eastern idiots would worship a coke bottle, if it bell from the sky. (a movie plot not all that long ago).

  7. Correction; fell, not bell. But I am guessing you quickly figured that out, based on context. Unlike a liberal kook, who would scold me for using an incorrect word, and completely pooh pooh the suggestion that it was a typo.

  8. I don't think that it was a typo. I prefer to think of of it as a Freudian slip by a mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging, flag-waving, veteran, who (because of veteran status) is clearly Islamophobic, and has likely been guilty of micro aggressive behavior in the past in one context or another. I think that I'm going to run to my safe space now and gather my wits – maybe drink a soy mocha-latte-chino (sugar free). Later today I may change from my onesie pajamas into street clothes – or maybe not?

  9. What if we stole the meteorite and put it half a mile off shore in arctic waters so that the faithful would have to swim to it? We could club a few baby seals on shore and toss them in the water to attract the Great Whites.

  10. I thought that shooting a nuclear weapon (MIRV) at the Hajj with one warhead spinning down there like a black meteorite, another one hitting the Grand Ayatollah in Iran and maybe one hitting Dear Leader in Korea (if we can work the physics) all at the same time, it might make the world a much nicer place.

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