The Democrats need a new Totem

I suggest that they adopt the Bonnacon

First mentioned by Pliny the Elder, the Bonnacon was a bull with inverted horns and a horse like mane. But as you can see, the monster’s main method of attack was to blast a hydrating a stream of doo-doo onto it’s enemies, like a broken chocolate ice cream machine.

The Democrats were never good enough for a donkey, which is an ass, but a useful animal all the same.

 

 

Thanks to the Riots the Chinese Plague is Over

That means that you can go out to lunch.

 

 

Now it’s time to talk eels

With moray eels, it’s not just the bite, and the slime on the outside of them when you try to disengage them, they have a mouth full of really wicked bacteria.

 

PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK

AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK

 

WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE

AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE

 

WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF

AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH

 

WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK

AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FK!?”

 

Summer Hiking

I highly recommend the Zion Narrows in Southern Utah. I don’t know how many of you have made this trek, but, you might want to consider it for your bucket list.

I think that these days you have to notify the local park rangers at Zion’s National Park, maybe pull a permit? Even with the bureaucratic red tape, it’s worth the effort.

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    • Would Columbia records sign me to a million dollar recording contract? If so, maybe. I can’t sing worth shit, but I can cash a check.

      • No worries. Actual talent is no longer required to succeed in the business these days. If I want to hear decent music while driving I either have to play a CD or tune in the NPR station. Of course when the “news” comes on I turn that one off.

        • I have music downloaded onto an i-pod. I play that.

          And I live remotely, which means that there are no FM stations, and I’m too cheap to play satellite streaming services. So the 600 or so songs on the i-pad recycle.

          • Iffn’ ya put an FM antenna high enough you should be able to pick up to 100 to 150 miles away depending on height and antenna. I have done that living in the wilds of South Dakota and even Alabama. I put an FM dipole antenna atop a 40′ telephone pole and pulled in so many stations it would crowd the tuner.

          • How about the old one:
            When you swim in the sea,
            and an eel bites your knee,
            that’s a moray.

      • You can’t cash that check if it is at the post office the rock just burned down – along with HIS welfare check (as if he needs one) 😉
        Of course with some of the remarks he’s made lately he might end up needing one.

  1. Rabid Farm Mink would be another good totem animal. They both seem to share the habit of biting themselves to death.

    -Kle.

    • Cederq, I was talking about riding around in the car and listening to music. I need to leave the dead zone to do that. There is one FM station that I can pick up (scratchy) but I’m not fond of their music selection.

  2. Your picture of Zion doesn’t look too dangerous. Hiking desert slot canyons can get you killed. The thunderstorm that send a wall of dirty, chocked flood water down that dry stream bed might be forty miles away and was over hours ago.

    • The Zion Narrows are not a slot canyon, but you still need to be careful there. No hiking it during monsoon.

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