Slow Joe Speaks

Joe Biden (finally) denied the sexual assault allegation made against him by Tara Reade, a former member of his Senate staff.

“They aren’t true. This never happened,” Biden said in a prepared statement made shortly before he was scheduled to appear on MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe.’

The Democrat choice is facing pressure to address allegations from Tara Reade, who said that  Biden put his hands up her skirt and penetrated her in a Congressional hallway in 1993.

However, America knows that creepy, corrupt, smug, elite Uncle Joe gropes almost every woman that he comes into contact with and has been doing that for decades. His friends excuse him by saying, “That’s just Joe being Joe.”

Make of this whole dust up what you will. I hate the idea of allegations dredged up of an incident from twenty-seven years previously, gaining credibility in the present, no matter which party you’re a member of.

Joe says that he can’t remember the Tara Reade incident, but I don’t know that Joe could tell you what he had for breakfast, you ‘dog faced pony soldier’.

And there is more

Rep. Jackie Speier (D-CA) claimed that the U.S. House of Representatives alone has spent $15 million in taxpayer funds to settle sexual misconduct lawsuits of politicians in the last decade. When asked about the process sexual assault victims currently have to go through, Speier noted that they have to start by promising to stay silent.

“We really need to reform the entire Office of Compliance process,” Speier said. “Right now it takes about 90 days for you to file a complaint, and before actually going through the mediation, you have to sign a non-disclosure agreement and then you are not represented by counsel, but the harasser is represented by the House of Representatives general counsel.”

As the Gateway Pundit reported, a former Secret Service agent assigned to the Vice President Joe Biden residence claims that the Service often had to protect female agents from him.

Speaking on the condition of anonymity, the agent asserted that,  “We had to cancel the VP Christmas get together at the Vice President’s house because Biden would grope all of our wives and girlfriend’s asses.” The annual party was for agents and Navy personnel who were tasked with protecting the Biden family. (The Vice President’s official residence is located on a Navy base). “He would mess with every single woman or teen. It was horrible,” the agent said.

Just this Thursday, New Jersey Democratic Senator Bob Menendez—who was accused of hiring child prostitutes—had his federal corruption trial end in deadlock. Meanwhile, the media completely ignored it.

In April of last year, Dennis Hastert, former Speaker of the House who is an admitted child rapist, was sentenced to 15 months in prison after he was caught paying his victims to keep quiet. However, he was released in July — two months before finishing his already insultingly lenient sentence. Media silence, of course.


I’ve spoken to a number of Democrats. They all consider Biden to be a “place holder, at best,” until the Vice President can assume Presidential responsibilities. That’s how far things have gone.


  1. This is the weirdest year I have ever lived in, and given the drugs I used to do, I had some weird years.
    Biden being the candidate is so surreal it begs the question, “What’s next?”.
    And I’m supposed to believe that polls have him leading Trump?

    • There are a lot of “never Trump” types who would take Fidel Castro or Mao or literally anyone but President Trump – to include a creepy, corrupt, senile old man, who needs to have his wife prod and help him through a distracted televised speech from his basement.

    • Yes, but just hang in there. We’ve all had strange years SO FAR. You’ve had a lot going on well beyond all that, transcending the normal weirdness.

    • She’s making herself available – for Vice President for a day, before Joe has his “stroke” and she becomes President.

  2. Some random thoughts: I don’t believe that I have a single male friend who would be comfortable swimming naked around Secret Service agents be they male or female. It’s just weird running around naked while the black suit, sunglasses types stand around.

    This placeholder theory assumes that this man we all see as being mentally challenged can actually take on a Presidential campaign through the coming summer and fall. He seems to be getting worse by the week—he is now even being propped up by DOCTOR Jill during interviews which is really odd looking.

    How f***ing shameful is it that both legislative branches (apparently) have a fund to make accusers go away. What a bunch of corrupt, horrible people.

    I don’t like accusers popping up out of nowhere either. I suspect there will be a woman come foreword with fake accusations against Trump sometime in the next few months, but it sure seems like the media is only interested in theses stories when a Republican is the “offender”.

    • The fund that they have to pay off their victims is at the expense of the TAX PAYER.

      I have no doubt that Joe did what he was accused of doing. He seems to grab and grope any woman handy and most of them don’t complain. In this case, she waited 27 years to make it official. That doesn’t fly. I know that there are a lot of barriers put up in front of any accuser by Congress, and the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings open the door for “pay back”. But once the dust clears, the #me too situation needs clarification.

  3. Biden’s toast…he can try to run from this but too much evidence exists to show he’s a lech with power. The guy committed a crime against Ms. Reade, and apparently others…and it seems General Flynn. He can run but he can’t hide in his basement forever. (Mika may have put the question to him with some force, but their viewing demographic isn’t exactly rational.)

    If I heard this: “His friends excuse him by saying, “That’s just Joe being Joe.”, heads would roll. If I saw him doing something untoward he’d be in the hospital. ‘Friends.” Right. Losers is more like it…because his friends were probably doing similar. ($17 mil “stay out of jail” hush fund for such deeds ain’t chicken feed.)

    Begs the question: Will the Dem’s reveal their actual candidate now?

    • There are a lot of pretenders to the throne. Some of them (Kamala Harris) are dumb as posts, others have ‘feet of clay’ just like Kamala, who couldn’t carry California in primary polling. Cuomo has a lot of skeletons in his closet and they’ll pop out when he hits the national trail. He may not be female enough…

      • Dementia is no picnic and watching it is more cringeworthy than watching an I Love Lucy episode…like staring at n impending trainwreck.

        I ask myself what their salvage play might be? The Dem’s are cunning and unethical, so could be as many suspect – change the rules and plug in someone else. But then I think of Ted Kennedy, how his handlers managed to salvage him from prison only to lionize him later in life. Stooping that low would hurt my back (and soul).

        • They’ll change the rules. They do that all the time. The Democrat donors and political mandarins will find somebody they like better.

    • Joe could drop behind this allegation if “all women are believed”. “Penetration, however slight, is equal to the complete act” – language from every rape statute. So slow, corrupt, creepy, senile Joe is a rapist if we believe all women and he penetrated Tara Reade.

      Then — Hillary, Michelle, Bernie?

      • The guy should be shot at dawn…but I suspect soon enough he will be incapacitated.

        • The Democrat machine will silence him. They have to. He’s an embarrassment. But they will wait until he’s been in office for two weeks before he has a fatal stroke.

  4. I have a problem with all these sexual assault allegations. What would be no more than an annoying handsy guy when I was growing up has become assault. I understand in the strict, and no doubt legal, sense of the word it is assault, but we handled it ourselves and stayed away from the offending party. I’m not including rape or other violence in this assessment.
    I’m also not including people who are threatened into compliance with loss of job or other types of harassment.

    In Tara Reade’s case if she did bring a complaint when it happened and it was buried, it should be investigated.

    • Yes, it should be investigated. But so many people have been excusing Joe’s creepy behavior for so long that Joe simply says, “What’s the matter? I’ve been doing that for fifty or sixty years.”

  5. As Carville once commented, “It’s the economy, stupid.” Perhaps tanking the economy and getting folks to blame the president is the one way the donkeys feel they can return to power. After all holding power i far more important than the well being of the citizenry. I look for the guy they really want to be the VP nominee. I also look for he or she to be far worse. Interesting times.

    • The Donkeys would destroy the nation to regain power. Yes, I expect the VP nominee to be horrible.

    • I don’t know Ed. He’s been in the spotlight, but stand by for the scandals to roll if his name is called. Decent odds is a good thing for you.

  6. it is difficult to believe that no one – in all the decades that he’s been Gropey Joe – has decked him. We’ve seen how he has fondled numerous children. Other than Sessions slapping Biden’s hand away, no one has stood up to him.

    I suppose that tells us that them in politics will do anything, and let anything happen, if it advances their political career. That’s pretty slimy to indulge a pedo. I’d be slapping the shit out of that guy yet none have so much as told him No.

    • There was a video a few years ago of Biden sitting in a bar with a biker and his wife, and he was all over that woman. She didn’t like it and her husband looked like he wanted a piece of Creepy Joe. Off camera there were likely half a dozen Secret Service agents just telling the Biker to “let it happen”. I would have punched Joe, but then again, I wouldn’t have allowed my wife to be in that situation in the first place.

  7. “Just Joe being Joe” and that’s just it. I like the way he’s positioned himself as a Progressive Champion.

    What. A. Farud.

    • They have to prop up the senile old man and try and present an image for the public, even though we all know that he’ll be dead a month after taking office and the VP will step into those size 13 wingtips.

      • P. S. I think that Michelle Obama wears a larger size shoe than Biden…So maybe not precisely INTO his shoes.

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