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The Old West

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There are a lot of sayings that come from the American West.Some are self evident like "don't pee on an electric fence", "don't squat with your spurs on" and "if you think you're important, try ordering somebody else's dog around".There are others that simply provide sound advice:Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.Always drink upstream from the...

It’s 2:40 am

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Sigmund Freud put it this way: "The great question that I have not been able to answer is 'what does a woman want?'"

I’d like to tell the President

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If there is anything you'd like to tell President Barack Obama, you can put it in the comments below:My comment - Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

The Medicine Show

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Phineas Taylor (P. T.) Barnham had an interesting perspective on life and humanity. He was the self-proclaimed inventor of the American Traveling Circus, the Greatest Show on Earth. He coined the phrase, "There's a sucker born every minute." On a smaller scale, there were medicine shows (portrayed above).In the days of the old west, people traveled...

The Hand of God (?)

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No, Jesus did not appear on a tortilla. Not this time.  (CLICK HERE) for the CNN story.  This time the hand of God appeared in Idaho on a rock face and it's being auctioned on e-bay. There was a purported shift in the Earth on Lent (March 8) of this year and the hand appeared in Paul Grayhek's (52) back yard. The hand is 9 feet tall and 4 feet wide...

Jesus on a Tortilla

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If you are not from Mexico or the United States you may not appreciate the hysteria that erupts whenever the image of Jesus or the Virgin of Guadalupe appears on a flour tortilla (flat bread). People travel long distances to witness the miracles. Now there is a how-to-do-it guide on the Internet. CLICK HERE to get all the instructions you need to c...

Fuel Prices

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Has anybody besides me noticed that they are going up at the pumps? I know they are not where they were -- but every week it's another dime a gallon.

Greedo is back

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Greedo, the household hummingbird is back from his migratory trip! He's thin from his trip but it's the same old Greedo. I missed him! Ok, I have a soft place in my heart for hummingbirds.

Images

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When you see this image, comment with the FIRST word that popped into your mind.

worst job?

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What is the very worst job you can think of? What is the worst job you personally have ever had?My list of bad jobs may not sound that bad: Turkey catcher. At harvest time, before Thanksgiving you go into vast pens, catch really angry huge turkeys and haul the flapping bird whipping the amonia-smelling turkey dust to a trailer bounded by a very tal...

New Urban Landscape

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A view of the future, a view of an alternate universe or simply a view?

Test Cat

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This is an example of the latest in monorail technology - a mechanical cat on a test rail to determine whether or not it would be practical for humans to travel this way in the future.

Tres Cool

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I saw this photo, thought it was "way cool" and simply had to post it. I wish I had the eye to create things like this. Sadly, I don't. 

Make Your Own Posters

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There is nothing quite as fun to do as to make fun of the motivational poster industry. You can make your own using this template and Adobe Photoshop.

Mid-Life Crisis

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Odds on the guy who owns the Viper and lives in the mobile home that's not mobile is:(a) Single(b) Dating attractive women.(c) Having a lot of fun.(d) Maybe going through a mid-life crisis. (because most young guys can't afford a Viper)Which brings me to the subject of the so-called mid-life crisis. What is a mid-life crisis when one speaks of men?...

Awkward Easter Posting

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Yes, I wanted to step away from the politically correct for just a minute on Easter Sunday. For those of you who know me, you understand that I'm not at all afraid to be politically INCORRECT.

Hillary Clinton

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In the past, I haven't seen much good in Hillary Clinton. Yes, she's a scorned woman. Yes, her husband performed the entire Kama Sutra with 10,000 other women while married to her. Yes, she has the reputation for being more attracted to women than she does to men. Now here's a motivational poster that explains it all to me.

Heart

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Turn down the lights, turn down the bed,Turn down these voices inside my head.Lay down with me, tell me no lies,Just hold me close, don't patronize.I can't make you love me if you don't.I can't make your heart feel something it won't.

Ardor Cools

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Is this true?Frankly I never found this to be the case, but I thought I'd put the question to you all for your consideration.