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Hillary Clinton

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In the past, I haven't seen much good in Hillary Clinton. Yes, she's a scorned woman. Yes, her husband performed the entire Kama Sutra with 10,000 other women while married to her. Yes, she has the reputation for being more attracted to women than she does to men. Now here's a motivational poster that explains it all to me.

Heart

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Turn down the lights, turn down the bed,Turn down these voices inside my head.Lay down with me, tell me no lies,Just hold me close, don't patronize.I can't make you love me if you don't.I can't make your heart feel something it won't.

Ardor Cools

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Is this true?Frankly I never found this to be the case, but I thought I'd put the question to you all for your consideration.

Smokers

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California prohibits smoking in buildings open to the public. You get used to it if you live here.When you are in many US states outside California or are in Europe or Latin America people smoke in restaurants, and more or less everywhere including medical offices or hospitals. I visited a Chinese hospital a couple of years ago and literally everyo...

Politics

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I think the squirrel is a Democrat. There is that Nancy Pelosi/Joe Biden thing going on.

Former Frog Man

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LCDR's LL (USN, ST-5) and Hoang (ROK - Navy, Squadron 56, ROK ST-2)I'm not the girl with the golden orb. That's for sure.

Lawyers

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99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.It's simply how I feel this morning. Shakespeare was right when he wrote, "The first thing we must do is kill all the lawyers." (Henry the Sixth, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2)For those of you who don't know me personally, I retired from the District Attorney's Office in Orange County, California two years ago. Ora...

New Moon

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Don't you think it's sad when a lady can't afford a pair of jeans that fit and don't have tears in them? 

I’m not an apologist

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There is something about going to war on a horse, encased in armor that appeals to me. I'm sure I'm not the only one. Well, I know I'm not the only one. Somebody drew this picture (left) and it wasn't me. 

Dealing with Mexicans

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Yes, it's always manana...

Robotic Spiders

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Defining arachnophobia in the 2000's. Times change, spiders evolve, fears have to keep pace with the press of technological mastery. 

Icarus

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All the wide sky was there to greet him as he steered toward heaven,Meanwhile the heat of the sun struck his wings,And ran sweet that which once was wax.____________________________________________________________________________________________Into the distance, a ribbon of blackStretched to the point of no turning backA flight of fancy on a winds...

things change/things remain the same

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peoplearepeopleYou must remember this,A kiss is just a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh.The fundamental things apply,As time goes by.And when two lovers woo,They still say, "I love you" (2)On that you can rely,No matter what the future brings,As time goes by.Moonlight and love songs,Never out of date.Hearts full of passion,Jealousy and hate.Women needs ...

Charades

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Some of us wear our disguises well. Sometimes they're so well done that when we've constructed them, we realize that we've become the disguise. Perhaps that is the ultimate disguise - when you live the cover story.The term of art in the intelligence business is: Creating a Legend. It starts with an operational necessity, develops as a course of act...

A Regular Job

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Run, rabbit run.Dig that hole, forget the sun,And when at last the work is done--Don't sit down. It's time to dig another one.I've done regular work. I've had a six figure salary. I've done cool things with official sanction. I've been the rabbit.Today is another day, and I work another way, making more money without anyone to tell me what time to ...

Worldwide Financial Crisis – Explained

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In simple terms (a metaphor, sure, but not far from the point):Alice is the proprietor of a bar in New York City. In order to increase sales, she decides to allow her loyal customers, most of whom are unemployed alcoholics, to drink now but pay later. She keeps track of the drinks consumed on a ledger, thereby granting the customers loans.Word gets...