Happy Birthday, Texans

Today, 175 years ago, Texas became the 28th State in the Union. It was the Lone Star State that stood alone, fought, and won its independence from Mexican Oppression on March 2, 1836. Almost 185 years later it is Texas, the 28th State, that now leads America as the beacon of rugged individualism, liberty, freedom, and economic growth and opportunity.

 

A Move in the Right Direction

(The Bee) When baseball fields open again, those standing for the traditional seventh-inning stretch will be singing some different lyrics to “Take Me Out to the Ballgame.”

After over 100 years of selling its caramel popcorn snack under the name Cracker Jack, Frito-Lay announced today that it would be rebranded as the less offensive “Caucasian Jack.”

“We are very sorry to all the crack—er, I mean, Caucasians we have hurt over the years,” said a spokesperson. “Cracker is an offensive stereotype, and we must make sure that all foods and snack products are culturally sensitive. Think about all the white people who have had to suffer in silence as tens of thousands of baseball fans sang out the hurtful lyrics ‘Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks.'”

“No more. The bigotry stops today.”

The move was applauded by hurt white people, though they are still criticizing Frito-Lay for how pale and pasty-white the Cracker Jack guy is on the logo.

 

More Oppression

California Democrats voted to add two colors to the LBGTQ+ flag. …more here

The city of West Hollywood currently has rainbow flag crosswalks at Santa Monica and San Vicente boulevards. The city is now set to pave other those crosswalks and paint a new flag that adds black and brown stripes to the original red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and violet.

The controversial new flag seeks “to show solidarity with Black and Brown LGBTQ+ people,” according to The Advocate.

22 COMMENTS

  1. Re: LBGTQ+

    Someday they’re gonna run out of letters.

    It’s hard to believe they could run out of colors, but they might do that too.

    • That was their fear, so they just added the plus, which is at its core, a symbol of oppression, as it signals that some deviates are more important than others. I thought the least they could do was add a “s” for straight, so that everyone would be welcome in the big tent.

      • So, no white stripes in their special flag, is that correct? Are they saying whites aren’t welcome in the gay community? Why, there ought to be a law!

        • The white patriarchy is responsible for all of the. Bad in the world…they don’t want it on their flag. Besides, you can self identify as another, more politically correct color.

  2. Will there ever come a time when all this (P)regressive bullshit go too far and spark a massive backlash? Something I didn’t bother to read past the headline if transgenders saying being straight is bigoted???

    • The rule will be that one is permitted to self-identify as “straight” but refusing the sexual advances of a superior orientation will be illegal. As the line from that obscure and bad movie “Saturn 3” (Kirk Douglas/Farrah Fawcett/Harvey Keitel) goes, “You have a beautiful body — may I use it?” To not allow a member of the victim classes (remember that THEY are the victims, always the entirely innocent and powerless victims) to use your body will be a Hate Crime.

      You already see this happening with certain kinds of men accusing certain kinds of women of being “racist” if said woman declines the crudely lecherous advances of said man (who is The Victim, never forget). And some of these women fall for it.

      Why does this happen? Because so many of those who create and manipulate our popular culture are spiteful mutants, full of insecurity and self-loathing despite their success and outward bravado.

      • They rely on the weak and gullible to promote their line of bullshit. Their capacity to feel good about their perversion rests on the acceptance of lemmings who go along with them. Stand up for yourself and it provokes a grand mal seizure in the woke.

  3. Wonder if the Caucasian Jack toys are any good…probably made in China nonetheless.

    The ‘Plus’ at the end of LGBTQRSTXYZ should be an ‘infinity’ symbol… seems with these types who feel the need to torture the way God made them, the all-encompassing permutations could go in forever.

    • California should just bring out the full Pantone color chart, heck, why not…that way they couldn’t be accused of a hate crime against lesser colors when the permutations (see above) extend into double alphabet soup territory.

      • It’s really hateful to have roads that are referred to as “black top” and that injury is compounded by crosswalks (where you are safe) that are comprised of white paint. Is there no end to oppression?

  4. Having lived in both Alaska and Texas I can say for sure that Alaska is both far more rugged ang free than Texas is anymore.

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