Turkish Hubris

“Sultan Mehmed IV to the Zaporozhian Cossacks:

As the Sultan; son of Muhammad; brother of the sun and moon; grandson and viceroy of God; ruler of the kingdoms of Macedonia, Babylon, Jerusalem, Upper and Lower Egypt; emperor of emperors; sovereign of sovereigns; extraordinary knight, never defeated; steadfast guardian of the tomb of Jesus Christ; trustee chosen by God Himself; the hope and comfort of Muslims; confounder and great defender of Christians – I command you, the Zaporogian Cossacks, to submit to me voluntarily and without any resistance, and to desist from troubling me with your attacks.”

— Turkish Sultan Mehmed IV

Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks depicts a supposedly historical tableau, set in 1676, and based on the legend of Cossacks sending a reply to an ultimatum from the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV.

The original reply, if it ever existed, has not survived; however, in the 1870s an amateur ethnographer from Yekaterinoslav (today Dnipro), Ya. Novitsky, found a copy made in the 18th century. He gave it to historian Dmytro Yavornytsky (1855–1940), who by chance read it to his guests, among whom was the painter Ilya Repin. Repin became curious about the story and in 1880 started the first of his studies.

It was a declaration of independence, Cossack style.

Cossacks (photos below) were not known for taking much chit from anyone. 

Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil’s kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig’s snout, mare’s arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won’t even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we’ll conclude, for we don’t know the date and don’t own a calendar; the moon’s in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day’s the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our ass!”

— Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host

 

 

It would be good if Americans could reach deep and discover their inner Cossack, wouldn’t it?

24 COMMENTS

  1. With what we have witnessed over the past ten months far too few in America have any ability to tap into their inner Cossack, best I can tell their response would be “Okay, when do we surrender?”

    Modern America is loaded with too many wimps, pushovers, weaklings, and quislings who wouldn’t know what to do in the face of adversity other than cower in fear.

    • People have been trained to fear the very thought of being accused of Turkophobia, or worst, the dreaded Anti-Ottomanism.

      Merely noticing the depredations of the Turk is Hate Think, and contrary to our Islamo-Christian culture.

      • Look what the fear-mongers did with a cold virus,they knew the ill-equipped would willfully fold. And are still folding and bending like a cheap umbrella in a Wyoming breeze.

          • You forgot misogynistic for half of us…because…male privilege.

            With my semi-Heinz 57 ancestry, and likely “some” Russia extract, coupled to an East Coast upbringing…maybe what I’m channeling is my Scottish Highlands-Polish-Cossack & Colonial underpinnings to bear against the in-our face-tyranny. Just need a huge fur hat and a kilt…for effect.

          • Oh yes, those who don’t wear masks are dripping with male (white males worst of all) patriarchal privilege (I spit after writing words that describe such vile people). And did you note, the cossacks thought that a queer pig fucker was a ‘bad thing’. They were definitely NOT progressive.

  2. I liked the meme that starts with “What Would Jesus Do” and ends with something like “flipping over tables and driving people out with a whip is an option”.

  3. What a powerful Cossack sermon!

    And as you suggest, long before time we found our inner cossack. Who knows, maybe it’s still there, lurking and spoiling for a fight.

    • i think its still there. even my lovely bride is hopping mad. i expect any day now to get a slap up side my head and told to get off my ass and shoot something, anything.

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