Is “Too Sexy” a Crime? (Rule 5)

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Suzy Favor-Hamilton

It’s possibly somewhere short of being illegal but the Iowa Supreme Court holds that you can be fired for it — and it portends badly for people (like me) who are irresistible.

(Published December 22, 2012 — Associated PressThe Iowa Supreme Court says a dentist did not commit gender discrimination when he fired an attractive female assistant he viewed as a threat to his marriage. The court ruled Friday that a boss can fire an employee he considers an “irresistible attraction,” even if the employee has done nothing wrong. 

Justices rejected a discrimination lawsuit filed by Melissa Nelson, who was fired by Fort Dodge dentist James Knight in 2010. Nelson had worked in Knight’s office for 10 years. She and Knight eventually started texting outside work about personal matters. Knight’s wife, who also worked at the office, found out and demanded Nelson’s firing.
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This may be why 44 year old former Olympic Runner, Suzy Hamilton (left and above right) became a prostitute. There was simply no other option to her. (The Smoking Gun) Based on the article in The Smoking Gun, which was picked up by other news organizations, her husband, Mark Favor, was aware that she has been a high priced call girl for the past year, working major cities in America for $600 per hour.
What kind of a world is it where the beautiful can be fired for being themselves? A life of crime, selling your body would seem to be the only way out of this hell. You can find the photos Suzy Favor Hamilton posted on her escort website (HERE). After she was “outed”, Suzy Hamilton was forced from her job as a prostitute — so even that line of work would seem to elude her, though she reportedly made a good living that her husband shared by way of proceeds that went toward lifestyle.
What’s left for irresistible men and women who need to earn a living now that a state supreme court ruled against us? It would seem that the Suzy Hamilton precedent is in play — in that being a high priced hooker is beyond our grasp? Is “professional blogger” the only way out for  — us?

17 thoughts on “Is “Too Sexy” a Crime? (Rule 5)

  1. It's difficult to be beautiful in this world. Besides professional blogging, the only recourse seems to be going into politics, but there are some things even ex-prostitutes won't do.

  2. Can't she offer a specialty type of teeth cleaning? Maybe work for a female dentist or something?

  3. I was fired myself for this very same reason. After seconds of agony I decided to become an expensive Call Boy. I am now able to support my family from what I make at the senior centers.

    Merry Christmas from the land of the Sexy!

  4. Being irresistible is simply becoming impossible to deal with professionally. Candidly, I tried to market myself (ONLY) to super models as their physical outlet — for a substantial fee. But none of them want to hang with an irresistible male. So it may be that blogging professionally is my future.

  5. I think that Suzy did offer herself completely in her prostitution business. I read her ad. She charged an additional $300 for "additional access". Even though she worked primarily in Vegas, she lamented that if she had another pair of legs, she could open in Los Angeles at the same time and make twice as much.

  6. Nor do I feel that the $300 for addition access is a reasonable fee, bringing a one hour visit to $900 plus the anticipated tip for quality "around the world" service.

  7. After this ruling…none of us beautiful people are safe! Wait, I work for the Government…they'll never fire me.

  8. I see what you did there…
    Where is the screaming and wailing from the hairy legged womyn about having choice with their bodies? I see no problem about paying an Olympic Champion for their time.

  9. Race, you need to read Kipling's famous classic poem, "The Post that Fitted".

    It confirms your hypothesis – but it will help your retention concerns if you become a transexual (not being able to change your "race"). These days everyone is CLAIMING to be gay to join a protected class. The only way to confirm your status as "special" is to undergo surgery…

  10. Her body – her choice?

    There are a number of lonely guys who voted with their wallets on that one, affirming your stand.

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