Happy Lunar New Year

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In the Chinese zodiac, 2026 is the Year of the Fire Horse. The Chinese zodiac rotates through a 12-year cycle of animals and the five elements: wood, fire, earth, metal, and water.

 

Question of the Day

Who would have made the worst US President?

  1. Hillary R. Clinton
  2. Kamala Harris
  3. Big Mike Obama

 

What is the Number?

There are all sorts of so-called lucky numbers associated with Asian Astrology. That is not what I’m referring to.

From Ammo.com – How many guns are in America? The truth is, we don’t really know. But we can estimate how many civilian-owned guns are in our country using NICS sales reports and self-reporting surveys.

Our report breaks down how many guns there are in the U.S. in 2026. There’s a lot to read, so if you’re in a hurry, here are the report highlights:

  • The United States has between 400 million and 500 million privately owned firearms.
  • 46% of American households, approximately 65.19 million, contain at least one firearm.
  • In 2026, there are 1.5 guns per U.S. resident, and 2 guns per U.S. adult (over 18).

The full report explains more about the heaviest armed civilian population in the world. Please review and share the full report, linked here:

https://ammo.com/articles/how-many-guns-in-the-us

 

Bullet Points:

** Liberal heads are exploding – The Trump administration announced plans for a “Rededicate 250: National Jubilee of Prayer, Praise, and Thanksgiving” — an all-day faith and worship event on the National Mall this May to mark America’s 250th anniversary, featuring religious leaders, Christian music, and speeches aimed at “rededicating” the country under God.

** A grand robot army of the Republic. We live in interesting times. The U.S. Army is shifting its combat philosophy to prioritize teaming soldiers with autonomous drones and robotic systems on the battlefield in an effort to reduce troop casualties and leverage advanced technology in future conflicts.

** You’ve been waiting for it. Now it’s here. Raise the shields!!

** (h/t Claudio – Naval News) SAN DIEGO — Boeing highlighted the anti-ship and mining payloads of its upcoming Joint Direct Attack Munition Long Range (JDAM LR) aboard U.S. B-52H and B-1B strategic bombers. Derived from the company’s widespread guided-bomb kit, the JDAM LR will be able to strike targets or deliver minefields out to 300 nautical miles, effectively converting the Mark 82 warhead into a long-range cruise missile. The variant was previously known as the Powered JDAM in 2023, and Boeing updated its information pamphlet to reflect the new designation this year and at WEST 2026. Maritime strike, Quickstrike aerial-launched mines, and baseline strike variants are planned. A decoy variant without the warhead extends the range to 700 nautical miles. The inclusion of the fuel tank, engine, and spaces for optional attachments has greatly increased the length of JDAM LR.

** Clean Coal- President Trump hosted a White House event celebrating a “Beautiful, Clean Coal” industry revival, signed an executive order to boost coal use (including directing the Defense Department to purchase coal power).

** Lord High Executioner BeansAdvance and be recognized. Shield wall – Beans don’t need no stinkin’ shield wall!!

** From the White House: Relations between Venezuela and the United States have been, to put it mildly, extraordinary! We are dealing very well with President Delcy Rodriguez and her Representatives. Oil is starting to flow, and large amounts of money, unseen for many
years, will soon be greatly helping the people of Venezuela. Marco Rubio and all our Representatives are doing a fantastic job, but we speak only for ourselves and don’t want any confusion or misrepresentation. There is a story about a man named Harry Sargeant III in The Wall Street Journal. He has no authority, in any way, shape, or form, to act on behalf of the United States of America, nor does anyone else that is not approved by the State Department. Without this approval, no one is authorized to represent our Country. Thank you for your
attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

** Hickok45 discusses throw-away handguns.

** MILK – The left has attacked cow and goat milk for decades now, preferring artificial substances, such as substituting margarine for butter. In recent years, beverages made from almonds, oats, soy, and other crops have been pitched as substitutes for milk. A ruling this week by the British Supreme Court may have put the brakes on calling a liquid Oat Milk. The Swedish-based drinks manufacturer Oatly has been banned from using the word “milk” to market its plant-based products. The US needs to get on that bandwagon. I’m not suggesting a ban on plant-based material, just don’t call it milk.

** The Enemy of my Enemy is my friend – That was then. This is now. And Communist China is a threat to the world. They are an enemy state, and both Japan and the Philippines have put past grievances behind them to face our common enemy. The South China Sea is a vital sea lane for many countries through which a large portion of our trade and energy supplies pass. Safety, openness, and stability of these waters are therefore of direct importance to our own security and prosperity,” Japanese ambassador Kazuya Endo said in his speech during the handover ceremony. “Enhancing the Philippines’ maritime domain capability is not only an investment in the Philippines’ security, but also a meaningful contribution to regional and global stability,” he added, without mentioning China, which claims these waters almost entirely. Beijing’s coast guard and military vessels have repeatedly engaged in aggressive encounters with Philippine ships near disputed shoals and atolls within Manila’s exclusive economic zone.

The Philippine Navy will be the end user of the coastal radars, with a value of JPY 600 million (P228 million). The package includes radar units, surveillance and monitoring equipment, communications systems, and other support components.

“Once operational by the Philippine Navy, they are expected to significantly enhance the country’s maritime domain awareness by improving the ability to monitor activities in the surrounding waters,” Endo said.

The Philippines is the only country to have received the OSA for three consecutive years. For the second fiscal year, the Philippines is expected to receive JPY 900 million worth of rigid-hulled inflatable boats. For the current fiscal year, Japan will fund the construction of facilities for these boats, the first infrastructure project under the OSA. Philippines’ Defense Secretary Gilberto Teodoro Jr., in his remarks, thanked the Japanese government for its contributions and expressed confidence that the relationship between the two countries will continue to deepen.

Also consider the growing presence of the USMC in the Philippines with anti-shipping missiles.

** For your eyes only. The lassie from Paisley. 80s music – never gets old.

** Russian Icebreakers (h/t Claudio) – Russia is having problems building new icebreaker ships because of the Ukraine War-related economic sanctions. Despite the sanctions, Russia wants to build as many as 17 nuclear-powered icebreakers. Achieving that goal depends on lifting the sanctions. That means negotiating an end to the war in Ukraine. With nuclear-powered icebreakers, Russia can keep the Northern Sea Route/NSR that stretches across northern Russia from Archangel and Murmansk to Vladivostok. When you consider that Russia is only a major power because of petroleum exports (and nuclear weapons), and the shadow fleet is declining, I wonder if the goal will remain the same? The Red Chinese want to get into the icebreaker game as well, which is interesting because they don’t have territory that borders the Arctic. They hoped to grab Greenland for themselves, but I think that dream has passed along with the Year of the Snake.

** President Trump signed a historic agreement with Finnish Prime Minister Alexander Stubb to build up to 11 new icebreakers in partnership with Finland’s storied shipbuilding industry. “We’re buying the finest icebreakers in the world,” Trump said during the signing ceremony. “And Finland is known for making them.”

 

Will President Trump Double It?

Developing shipyards and bringing back the manufacturing industry in America may require that level of commitment, combined with space-based development.

 

The Assassination Game

(h/t Claudio and Strategypage) The Ukrainian SBU, an internal security agency, appears to have organized this campaign, as it has run similar operations in the past. The Russian FSB, the successor to the dreaded Soviet-era KGB, has been on the case and reported that this terror campaign was well-organized and extensive. Worse, the FSB found that many people in Russia were active in carrying out these killings. This is because several million Russians and Ukrainians were displaced from Ukraine during the war. Some fled, others were forced into Russia. The SBU has been in touch with many of these former Ukrainian residents and found many of them willing to fight back against the Russians from inside Russia.

Since 2022, more of these exiles have turned against Russia, and the SBU took advantage of that. The FSB knows this because they have managed to discover some of the shipments of weapons and explosives shipped into Russia from European countries for these Ukrainian operatives. Some of the weapons used were obtained in Russia. As disabled or deserting Russian soldiers returned home, some brought weapons and explosives with them as souvenirs. Others planned to use these items for criminal activities. It’s not just the Ukrainians who are bringing the war home to Russia; many pro-Ukraine Russian veterans of the war are doing so as well.

Russian intelligence noted that a growing number of these attacks are against Russian government officials. While Russian officers and troops are guilty of atrocities in Ukraine, their superiors are responsible. The attack victims are beginning to include more senior government officials, and the FSB fears that the campaign will eventually include Vladimir Putin and his close associates. Providing additional security for that many senior officials is not feasible. The growing labor shortage in Russia extends to government departments. Wealthy Russians have been able to send their families abroad for extended visits, at least until the war and its domestic hazards are past. All the reliable personnel security people are employed, and finding additional people is nearly impossible. The Ukrainians figured this out first and timed their internal Russian assassination program for when the targets would have the least protection.

 

Why does the US allow the Communist Chinese to study at our Universities?

(CDRSAL)  Why do we issue them student visas? Communist China needs to be completely quarantined. Yes, I know that academia wants the money. So what? I’d like to be younger, richer, and better looking (if wishes were horses, beggars would ride).  Drug addicts want cocaine and meth. Yes, I am aware that inner-city governments provide heroin and needles to addicts to keep them drug zombies for political profit through NGOs. It doesn’t make it right. Red Chinese students are to American universities what drug zombies are to democrats. We need to stop enabling America’s enemies.

Communist Chinese in America on green cards need to have those canceled/revoked.

 

Identify the Icebreakers (too many hints)

1 & 2

 

3

 

4

 

Parting Shot

 

Parting Shot

h/t Frank

 

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70 thoughts on “Happy Lunar New Year

  1. 1 is Xue Long (simplified Chinese): ‘Snow Dragon’

    2 is Xue Long 2 – ‘Snow Dragon 2’

    3 is Polaris a Finnish icebreaker

    4 is Russian but not sure which one

  2. Identify the Icebreakers :
    1. Xue Long
    2. Xue Long 2
    3. Finish icebreaker Polaris
    4. Russian is all I have now.

  3. if you deaden (make less lively) a person who has a weapon in hand with the purpose of damaging you, his/hers/its family’s attorneys can come after with their weapons costing you aggravation (shortening your life significantly) as well as money.
    It appears to me that this is gun control by another name.
    I’m confused.

      1. The only legitimate questions as to the firearms in lawsuits (and suing the manufacturers and distributors and sellers and users) is:

        1. Is there a manufactured defect in the weapon? Yes, okay, try to sue the manufacturer. No, then fuck off.
        2. Did the distributor screw up the weapon so that it malfunctioned? Yes, then sue the distributor. No, then fuck off.
        3. Did the seller screw up the weapon so that it malfunctioned? Yes, then sue the seller. No, then fuck off.
        4. Did the user screw up the weapon so that it malfunctioned and fired by itself or didn’t fire? Yes, then sue the user. No, then fuck off.

        The ultimate question is, when the trigger was purposely pulled, did the gun function properly and the ammo function properly? If the answer is “Yes” then nobody or no company, from manufacturer to end seller, is culpable of any damage or death involving the gun. Advertising, like argued during the Sandy Hook civil trials, is also not culpable of any damage or death involved.

        This is common sense tort reform.

        This also applies to: Booze, cars, bikes, well, everything sold. Did it work? Yes? Fuck off.

  4. Question of the Day; Harris wold have been the worst – She’s stupid and mostly a useful idiot like her former boss. The world wold have laughed and taken advantage of our weak situation – The other 2 are bitches and might have led to some worry for maybe a couple of our enemies.
    *
    Throw away carry guns – I recently saw that vid – Have been leaving my favorite 1911 at home for several years since the manufacturer went out of business, now mostly carrying a cheaper easier to replace Springfield Hellcat. Has anybody got a Para LDA for sale cheap?

    1. Breaking; AOC jumped into the foreign policy ring for a moment. A cameo for 2028? Plz, zzz, don’t type, ” there’s a face that could launch 88 million votes.”

      1. We got Obama, who is an empty suit, no doubt the low-info voter (h/t Rush…and weirdly Jesse ‘race baiter’ Jackson passes today, same sad day as Rush) would vote for Sandy Cortez. Scary, that one.

          1. The original grifter…met him once, not impressed with his blowing into the small regional airport in ‘his’ Citation dressed in Armani with security entourage in tow. Total empty suit.

            As brother texted, “Let the canonization begin…”.

            The MSM…including Fox News…will use this as yet another BREAKING NEWS!!! SAVANNAH GUTHRIE’s mom’ news leader…with all manner of forensic Walmart purchase history references…to obscure the fraud and graft by politicians and congress and the fact the Clintons are nowhere to be found, especially not in front of a hearing.

    2. Harris would do what she was told, I suspect so would the other Mr Obama. Clinton is mean and she is part of the Epstein crowd, that makes her the worst of the bunch.

          1. She failed to break the glass ceiling when the Orange Man whipped her like an unwanted stepchild.

  5. USMC in the Philippines; Glad to see a strong arm active in the SE pacific. We have ground to regain from the coral bases forfeited. Twelve yrs of the Demolition party policies, groan.

    Questions; Is the Sharia populace in Indonesia and Malaysia a potential sleeping giant?
    Perhaps comparing apples to tomatoes; Is Manila a more reliable enemy of thee enemy than Istanbul?

    1. Abu Sayyaf is a Sunni Islamist extremist group that adheres to the Salafi/Wahhabi ideology. It is a jihadist organization operating in the southern Philippines, with goals fundamentally aligned with other Sunni extremist movements like Al-Qaeda and ISIS.
      .
      Red China is their enemy, too. The question before them is whether it’s better to work with the US or Red China.
      .
      There is a lot about Philippine politics that I don’t know, but as with our blogging friend MikeW, we had a friend in Joe Estrada’s inner circle (back when), and speaking with him gave me a lot of insight. Much of what the Sharia crowd is up to now is running scams, not so much religious fervor – based on my more recent exposure.

  6. Worst president from those three? Am I required to choose? It’s painful to even contemplate…but if pressed, I’m with ML. Somehow, gotta be by dark magic bad juju, the system that created the Obama’s gave us Harris, who is the clear loser winner in that group. (Ps. Read LL’s 2-Part expose’ on Mr. O and his mother, comprehensive history that shows how that one person was begotten and groomed to become…not once but twice…The President of the United States. And that picture of a young ‘Michelle’ proves the point we all suspected. Galls me to think of it…especially coming off Washington’s Birthday yesterday.)
    ***
    Communist China Students: You mean like that one at MSU who voted for Biden? How many subversives are in our country masked as students? Betting thousands, if not hundreds of thousands. (N)ICE has its work cut out for itself.
    ***
    MILK: Anything the Left touches (targets) gets ruined. Like eggs (altho Colorado decided they all have to labeled free range organic, doubling the price to consumers), Vitamin D milk is the ultimate natural product, good for the environment…unless you’re a goofball Lefty. Betting the lab ‘milk’ is designed to manipulate human DNA…who could know what’s in it? Maybe Gates knows.

  7. Worst President: Depends on how much power (both legally, and “soft power”) the President actually has. At first I was thinking Harris, for the reasons ML Thomas said above. But on reflection I think Big Mike (BM). Harris is an idiot, but doesn’t seem to resent and actively hate the US, White people, straight people, etc, nearly as much as BM. BM’s bottom did tremendous damage to the US based on his soft power. BM would be even worse, though xir soft power is FAR lower than it was in the first term of the Lightbringer. (Xir popularity seems to have cratered; partly because normal people are finally fed up with negrolatry — which was a substantial portion of Bottom Obama’s soft power, but also because BM has revealed xirself as a rather dreadful individual). Clinton of 2016 would have been bad, but maybe not the worst, so long as she got her skim. She was probably intelligent and practical enough to not kill the golden goose. The HRC of today is likely so eaten up by Resentment (and possibly Bill’s neurosyphilis) as to want to burn it all down.

    Isolating Communist China. Sure, why not isolate that paranoid, ultra-ethnocentric state whose rulers are openly contemptuous of all hominids Not Them. (Yes, hominids. People? Haha, look at that! The hairy, stinky big-nose [1] thinks he’s people. Hahaha!) But maybe we need to isolate all the paranoid, ultra-ethnocentric, contemptuous-of-Not-Them states. Iran. Of course I’m speaking of Iran. Yeah, definitely Iran.
    [1] NO ONE says “round eye”. That’s made up by white people. Just like the translation of yang guize as “foreign devil”. (Self flattery, in that the devil has some glamour.) The colloquial translation is “outlander assholes”. The literal translation is “[from over the] sea ghosts (or demons)”. Incidentally, “big nose” is not an antisemitic epithet among Chinese; it simply refers to white people.

    On the “new Acela” this morning (new passenger cars). Put it down to my innate conservatism, but I liked the old ones better. The new one has open (and narrow) overhead luggage racks, and sickly yellow banquette tables (old trains had overhead compartments with doors, and wood-tone tables). On the plus side, the new train has power outlets between the seats, reachable by both seatmates, whereas the old ones had plugs by the floor on the side of the car (so aisle-seat person would have to ask window-seat person to plug in their stuff). But the most annoying thing this morning is that across the aisle are two mid-30’s Finance Bros who have been chattering nonstop. One white one, one Indian one, both of whom have that peculiar nasally-resonant tone that cuts through everything, headphones be damned. (It’s too early in the AM to max out the volume on Sabaton, or Tommy Johansson.) And neither seems to be aware of the concept of “indoor voice”. (I don’t need to hear about your gym membership costs, and your anticipated bonus, and when your pension vests, you parasitic jackasses.)

    USCGC Eagle just spotted. Yay! It’s a sign to get back to work. Enough bitterness (for now ;-).

  8. Seen elsewhere – The enemy of my enemy is my enemy’s enemy.
    Police lockers – guy I knew was cleaning house(rental) after being divorced; something to keep him busy. Neighbors reported the unusual activity and somehow the police got a search warrant(??!!!??) and took his firearms back to the station with them. After the whatever investigation and ballistics checks they decided he wasn’t guilty of anything and let him know the good news. He asked for his firearms back, they asked if they could keep them. Repeat that last cycle a number of times. They finally relented and told him he could come and get them. When he showed up he was handed a large box filled with individual parts, all mixed together.

    1. The outrage notwithstanding, they had a SEARCH WARRANT? I wonder what the offended citizen’s background is. It doesn’t justify asshollery, but I’d still like to know.

      1. One of their informants was killed, and they suspected it was done in a basement somewhere. A guy suddenly cleaning house was suspicious. As I remember, he worked in corrections. As for the warrant, I think the police chief had some judges who were VERY helpful. One ad hoc conversation with a gal brought up her family coming to town for Christmas shopping. At some point their car was broken into and all the packages were taken. One gift-to-be was a one-off globe made by a local craftsman. After several visits to get an update of the theft they actually got to see the police chief, who told them he doubted they’d ever be able to find the thieves and the stolen items…all while that globe was sitting on his desk. This would have taken place around the late 60’s/early 70’s.

        1. One shooting buddy worked at the prison until he got a job with security at a nuclear power plant in Illinois. Also did some shooting at the police range with a friend. Some conversations were interesting. At the prison the officer in charge of transporting low security risk inmates to appointments(doctor, dentist, lawyer) would sometimes make extra money by taking a detour to his house where he pimped out his wife – a parade of orange jumpsuits going in and out of the house…nothing suspicious there. Another time everyone from captain up through the warden were given the option of quitting and leaving the state, or face felony charges for payroll shenanigans. Not surprising that people working there could be viewed with jaundiced eyes.

          1. It sounds like capitalism. And as to conjugal visits – it’s better than expecting HIM to work overtime for extra cash.

          2. Well…if you ever decide to make that suggestion to your wife, first let us know where to send flowers for the funeral.

    1. I wonder how much ammunition is purchased every year (including components) vs how much is expended.

    2. The estimated numbers of guns in private hands in the US always seems to be low by about 200 million or more. I seriously know someone who has all of his family’s guns, from the late 1700s to today, all working, all still quite usable. And just the ‘legacy’ guns adds up to over 50, not including what he has collected.

      My eldest brother has my dad’s hunting shotgun, his trap gun and skeet gun(bought in Japan, really nice 1950s vintage,) a couple pistols and then the two hunting shotguns, one for boar and one for deer, that eldest brother bought. Don’t know about middle brother but I’ve got a chunk of guns and ammo, too, along with some bladed weapons and concussion weapons and, well, a nice collection of cast iron that I will use if I have to.

      400 million guns? 500 million? Those are rookie numbers.

  9. Icebreakers…Noticed that Icebreakers are being built in two Texas Gulf coast ship yards. Pt. Arthur and Galveston, Texas. Link-https://gov.texas.gov/news/post/governor-abbott-announces-davie-defense-expansion-in-texas

    1. President Trump wants a fleet of golden ice breakers – or a golden fleet of ice breakers. Yes, it’s about time. We will need them to defend Greenland and to carry anti-ballistic missiles, in addition to point-defense weapons.

    2. A young man of my acquaintance was telling me the Galveston shipyards are offering lucrative wage, benefits, and training opportunities to ramp up their operations. I asked him, “Have you ever been in Galveston?” For a lifelong Rocky Mountain lad the adjustment might be brutal.

      1. Rocky Mountain lad might want to practice breathing the air or drinking it before he makes the move. If he’s adverse to humidity he might look elsewhere. Being a native of the Texas Gulf Coast I can still manage the humidity when I go back. Even the webs between my toes start to limber up after a couple of days.

        1. It’s good to learn a trade, and when you think about it, the places that are building ships all seem to be humid and hot.

  10. As was pointed out above, “The Reverend” Jessie Jackson shuffled off his mortal coil. While I don’t have a specific axe to grind in his direction, he won’t be missed.

    1. Can’t remember if I ever mentioned this, but the only biblical reference I’ve seen of Reverend was talking about God. Seems a bit presumptuous for a human to take that title, though I know it’s common enough most people don’t even blink.

  11. Just found out on another website one of the Just Us brothers assumed dirt temp. AMF!!!!!!!

  12. It’s interesting to note that the Russian icebreakers are nuclear powered and do quite well in the Great White North. One can only hope that any new US icebreakers are nuclear powered also, but that’s doubtful.

    *****
    Now, if the US had a fleet of nuclear powered icebreakers and kept the Northwest Passage open year round, could we charge a toll similar to the Pennsylvania Turnpike? Then, there is the opportunity to have Feed The Polar Bears tourist voyages. Or even have expensive cruises to visit the hidden Nazi base in Antarctica. The cost of purchasing the new icebreakers would be paid off in jig time.

  13. Re the Ammo.com link, remember, that is just the folks that actually ‘answered’ the poll. Honestly, I think the numbers are higher, possibly a LOT higher. I would think 3-5 guns per person would be more realistic, but that’s just me…

    1. Yes, stuffing the genie back into the bottle has been difficult for the communist politicians who want a disarmed populace.

  14. Question of the Day
    The next D that wins will make those three look good.

    Of those three, H was the smartest and would have been most effective.
    Between the other two, the worst would be a “hold my beer” contest; choice of VP would be the tie-breaker.

  15. ** Liberal heads are exploding – The Trump administration announced plans for a “Rededicate 250: National Jubilee of Prayer, Praise, and Thanksgiving”
    .
    PPV?

  16. Regarding the ‘medieval’ fighting video, we in the SCA actually have a term for it. “Hollywood Fighting.” And I’ve been to an event where we did that, running into and through at least 2-3 ranks of people until one of the referees blew a whistle and we all started fighting. It was great for me because I can run almost as fast as I can speed walk (no, not kidding, actually verified in high school and at two “fighter college” events,) so I got to the fighting about the time the really fast ones got themselves ‘killed.’

    Shield wall, I love a shield wall. I’m a great shield waller. One group (a fighting household) actually made me their left flank guy on their shield wall.

    But, yeah, Hollyweird has no idea about warfare, heck they get modern warfare wrong half the time which is why having good advisors (and listening to them) makes or breaks a war flick.

    Hollyweird also has no clue about weapons, as we all know. Once saw a western where the gatling gun ‘jams’ because one firing pin is missing. Um, no. All that would happen is the gun would expel the unfired round. Which just about any curious kid would know. Then there’s the remake of “The Magnificent Seven” where the poor cowboys rustle up a, yes, gatling gun, because gatling guns are cheap and found everywhere, right? Stupid movie idiots.

    Not even going to rant about the new “Odyssey” movie where the armor and weapons are post-Hellenic or Hellenic (which, duh, the siege of Troy was like way before the Hellenic period) and Helen of Troy is an ugly crack-whore looking Africanish person.

    1. The ugly negro crack whore wouldn’t launch a dinghy. “Hey, Beans, some of those Turks stole my field slave.” –> Get her back yourself.

      1. Yeah… not even worth peasant or serf classification. She’s not a good actress either. Almost like she’s getting jobs for the color of her skin rather than the content of her character and acting ability. Perfect example of “Black History Month.”

  17. As to a throwaway gun, well, expensive guns are nice to shoot at the range, but a good inexpensive gun for hunting or self-defense is a thing.

    Just remember, no matter how ‘justifiable’ the shoot is when you help some thug reach ambient temperature, the local prosecutor’s office or the state’s prosecutor’s office will, inevitably, rule against you. So when you whack some person, make sure your friends clean out your gun collection before the prosecutor has a chance to seize them, and keep them for about a year. This requires really good friends as getting your guns back from not-so-good friends can inevitably lead to unfriending.

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