Pleasing everyone is impossible
Pissing everyone off is do-able.
TO KIM JONG UN (with love)
CONGRESS
“Uncivil, incompetent in fulfilling basic constitutional responsibilities (such as timely appropriations), micromanagerial, parochial, hypocritical, egotistical, thin-skinned, often putting self (and reelection) before country — this was my view of the majority of the United States Congress.”
-SECDEF Robert Gates.
DEER HERD MANAGEMENT
Across the East Coast exploding deer populations are causing anguish. (Fox News) I laughed myself sick as I read how the citizens are having vets sterilize doe white tail deer in an effort to engage in population control. The way that it happens on the West Coast is that there are hunting licenses issued.
The nation has no problem buying beef, lamb, pork or chicken in a package in the market, but the concept of hunting, killing and eating meat is somehow repugnant to progressive people — who enjoy a steak or a hamburger for lunch. Go figure.
KOSHER?
Chicken flavored vegetarian ham – apparently still not kosher?
PROGRESSIVE TROUSERS
The “action zone” apparently appeals to both
the lady …and her poodle?
Just goes that most anybody can get a job if they put their mind to it.
The guy wearing the Sansabelt pants looks like a young Burt Reynolds. And it would have read better if it said, " Now with an extra large sack shack!!"
I think that says it all.
I think that sack shack is better than action zone too.
Snack Sack?
Based on the photo it's available to both genders.
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