Law enforcement sources in California confirm that radical Muslims are planning to go on a rampage in the City of Los Angeles, killing anyone who is a U.S. citizen.
Police officials fear the death toll could be as high as 9.
ISIS fighters say that if that doesn’t get the attention of the infidels, they will target El Paso next…
“An Islamic regime must be serious in every field,”
explained Ayatollah Khomeini. “There are no jokes
in Islam. There is no humour in Islam. There is no
fun in Islam.”
Islam must be BORING.
They live lives of sullen desperation, which explains the reason that they want to blow themselves up to obtain the promised virgins…the check is in the mail.
Sounds like my kind of gig. Is there an application of some sort I have to fill out? And hopefully the mullahs don't test my urine for traces of bacon, I'm not giving that up, virgins or not…..
No bacon, no whiskey and no fun…
I think your death toll estimate is a bit high.
I have a running plea that the last American that leaves Los Angeles needs to take the flag with him/her…those that aren't burned with glee by the wetbacks and inner city zombies.
Weird that they're not targeting Texas.
El Paso is next…that's still Texas. Or did I miss something? Did we cede it back to Mexico? Who would know?
I know some citizens in El Paso. Well, technically you probably won't find them IN El Paso, but thats the general area. Okay, I don't know any citizens IN El Paso…
It looks like one more terror plot has been foiled.
EPIC isn't really in El Paso…
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