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The Chinese Plague
From the author of “Common Sense”
Sometimes you have to Drop it
…and after five boiler makers, you stagger out of the bar and into the local liquor store… the clerk stands there, asking you what it will be, and you don’t find anything unusual about the way he looks.
The Second Flush
Is the nation so f-ed up as to pick creepy, sleepy, corrupt, senile old Slow Joe Biden for a third flush? It remains to be seen.
CNN Replaces President Trump
(Babylon Bee) ATLANTA, GA—CNN is refusing to air President Trump’s press briefings, calling them propaganda and fake news. Instead, the station will be broadcasting the far more fair, balanced, and accurate daily takes by President Xi Jinping.
“We don’t want to broadcast Trump’s propaganda, so we’ll turn to a far more accurate source,” said Brian Stelter. “We pretty much were already repeating the Chinese government’s stances word for word, so now we can go straight to the horse’s mouth.”